Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I used to sit by her bed every night with a Nerf gun.

Can I get you a drink?

I'm in a very specific window right now.

♪ Doing it ♪

Look, forget about Paxton.

Mom, you're being such a bitch!

Paxton Hall-Yoshida. Ever heard of him?

despite the fact that Bagel Bites, like, help us study!

and telling me how much he respected me and stuff.

because I have a package coming that I need to sign for.

which you obviously are,

♪ Never come back ♪

We'll compare calendars tomorrow or something.

Did you guys hook up?

[upbeat techno music playing]

♪ Just don't make a... ♪

You can't just go around wishing Nazis would kill classmates.

Did you ask out Alex Gomez?

I wouldn't wanna pee in the middle of doing it.

Wait. We are smart,

Is she stopping at the penis, or kissing all the way to the foot?

The statistical odds that I would lose my virginity

I'm almost 16. I could drive it.

[class starts to play]

I guess I've always been a little too protective.

["Tease" by Salt Cathedral playing]

to find preventative treatment for Lyme disease.

What do you think that means?

...where she instantly got hit in the face with a lanyard.

♪ Or are we finally... ♪