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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's the catch? She looks normal.
A real live date in a physical place that exists!
There. My home's all clean, except for one part.
Please don't cry. I can't stand to see a living thing feel pain.
But on the other claw, maybe I can't live without her.
Something's come up.
A skilled surgeon could perform a nose transplant.
Good God, what's that horrible stench?
Damn right, and I'm organizing a tap-dance contest for the Parks and Rec Department.
Mmm.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Please describe it to me.
Man, you are irredeemably evil.
Oh, there will be lots more.
Everything.
I don't know what's wrong with this location.
You've accomplished so much more than most of us would bother to.
The previous tenant was a very prominent raccoon.
I'm smellier than a whorehouse's outhouse.
But you know what would really stink?
FYI, this little lady has a heart condition.
I'm six years old, and tap dancing is my favoritest thing.
I have nothing to live for, so I don't mind telling you those pennies are mine.
No chance, garbage-can face.
It won't be long, Johnnycakes.
Tonya keeps her tap shoes in there.
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