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A real live date in a physical place that exists!
Oh, there will be lots more.
What's the catch? She looks normal.
Man, you are irredeemably evil.
No chance, garbage-can face.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Please don't cry. I can't stand to see a living thing feel pain.
Something's come up.
But on the other claw, maybe I can't live without her.
Mmm.
The previous tenant was a very prominent raccoon.
Good God, what's that horrible stench?
I have nothing to live for, so I don't mind telling you those pennies are mine.
I'm smellier than a whorehouse's outhouse.
I'm six years old, and tap dancing is my favoritest thing.
Tonya keeps her tap shoes in there.
A skilled surgeon could perform a nose transplant.
I don't know what's wrong with this location.
There. My home's all clean, except for one part.
It won't be long, Johnnycakes.
But you know what would really stink?
You've accomplished so much more than most of us would bother to.
Damn right, and I'm organizing a tap-dance contest for the Parks and Rec Department.
Please describe it to me.
FYI, this little lady has a heart condition.
Everything.
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