Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's the catch? She looks normal.

A real live date in a physical place that exists!

There. My home's all clean, except for one part.

Please don't cry. I can't stand to see a living thing feel pain.

But on the other claw, maybe I can't live without her.

Something's come up.

A skilled surgeon could perform a nose transplant.

Good God, what's that horrible stench?

Damn right, and I'm organizing a tap-dance contest for the Parks and Rec Department.

Please describe it to me.

Man, you are irredeemably evil.

Oh, there will be lots more.

I don't know what's wrong with this location.

You've accomplished so much more than most of us would bother to.

The previous tenant was a very prominent raccoon.

I'm smellier than a whorehouse's outhouse.

But you know what would really stink?

FYI, this little lady has a heart condition.

I'm six years old, and tap dancing is my favoritest thing.

I have nothing to live for, so I don't mind telling you those pennies are mine.

No chance, garbage-can face.

It won't be long, Johnnycakes.

Tonya keeps her tap shoes in there.