Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Man, I thought you swore off tourney play...
What-what?!
O... kay.
Nice meeting you.
I've been a total wand to my dad!
You always wanted kids.
Come on, Jakey. pull it together.
(CARDS SHUFFLE)
Announcer: Round 2 starts in five minutes.
I'm learning truth about myself.
My 30s?
Ah, there's no time to go back!
(YAWNS LOUDLY)