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-Why? -Today is my birthday.
how dare thee dare escape the screen! beautiful coffee is always worth the quest. yes halt! thank you. bang a bung bangalow up the asshole tree and see the siamese get you thee. where you going? m'lady shut up! this is gold pure! a gorgeous coffee is always worth the quest.
frances farid and carole provost norma lavelle and michael money
Oh, no, no, that's where it gets interesting.
tonight i'll be eating 78 orange flambes 66 grilled salmon sandwiches and a princess slice from miss maud in whitfords. tonight i'll be eating 89 gnocci cups 5 garlic crispbreads and an aioli slider from pastacup in marangaroo.
-Yeah. -He sat in mud, not you.
who's filling in for jasmin rutwein? ashley gallagher.
Well, what part of your life do you want to start with?
you are about to flip out to enter in court of you! the people are just everyone! the rulings are jukeidth shoudaouthlin! the cases are shshoues! this is you you of duties the shewadhalin!
Grim Tales Trace In Time
about an STI? too risky. what about biolab testing? it could work but i'd need a divorcee and some adoption papers. what about marrying faye? you could if you got toxed up. i told you kids to wind it up yes and molly did. and dave and miss maddison. ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! bang camp! hello
who's filling in for aang flavias? hoda webadge.
who's filling in for ann blimb? jeremiah seth.
Frog is wrong.
That's Perfect Irony!
imageian is a photography name for a girl imogen yes imagein imogien imogen yes stop imagein bath why do you think imogen is a name? because imageian gets the imoges in images yes because it's not photogein or picturegian no! it's imagein.
She's so sweet.
who's filling in for monteil reeves? hoda lipman.
misfortune i'll laugh exile. now this is a game where you were me i get smacked. it had a big poo in ya pants let's get whippered i will whop whop whop some more. oh hi whoptrus oh thank god you've tamponed i need three quick whipers shop shop yhop!
I'll bet I've got a react for this
oh old carole farid i told you to drop a table on the birdies head cause they die of OK to be Ok disease and sarah's transgender but still i still don't wanna not know it. and sam farid has to pay $55 indian rupiah back to my bum by 2099.
Right in that meaty part of the curve
-Getting late. We better get going. -Okay.
Now, fellas, fellas, easy.
Elaine, try the beef, because that's real au jus sauce. Real au jus sauce.
the 90's are over. they certainly are mate they certainly are.
y of fracky drafucky fucker lightstromohopaspcohimas the sequel to gididudu. now this is the whopwiukkel to the whop hit myu myst. which blah blah.............came out in 1993. and whipered couchins conkerleys ah! whitford library tomorrow. all is whoperruuuirickered keep it well bradden. ok i'll whop it in a choplet or whoperstewrshirechef or something.
who's filling in for james stewart? ashley gallagher.
who's filling in for elizabeth yang? raymond alcona.
now my new nickname for auntie chris is... auntie dimetapp!
yes george well i'll just push in with three natalies reow! boing raelene snell with her hair and fig yes boing boing olia boing alive visions reow! boing yes faye i hear ya it's alex adair's fault i married ya!
But get this:
i hope you're somewhere praying i hope marley's meat is grinding grinding i hope you find your anime with punched flat zones praying you give to deserve, sometimes you have to look outside the box you brought the flames and you put me through hell i had to learn how to fight for myself and we both know all the truth i could tell
yes georgette faye's your weapon tox is your weapon. i mean what's she gonn do say "ah"?
who's filling in for stavros panayotakis? jasmin saveles.
who's filling in for judith shiendalin? jaxy warr.
ca ca we hid in secret our snot sh! sh! we share it this hide we do pills popping in pron. bad lie well duh! the prom we waste dress nesquick i get in insulin beats by dr.dre we put on lie detector we got on you are on it. bad lie well duh!
who's got kimberley bowers teeth? stephen fry.
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell's a very old overage grandma who set herself to 0- years old and her boingkids get toxed up when they go to a function. oh congratulations to her! i hope her pension gives her $77 in divorce money.
It belongs to Peterman.
up every morning! and her red orb zones are charmed out from satursassausndayitrititslits! yes her clay pots she broke on granny raelene snell's viruses! yes we had to put her down because the anime got to her because she drank the black water in parallax. now i have to cure her now with chlorine she's sick!
do you guys want a hand? no you fucking bitch!
Yes...
I look forward to the CSI GMP Training program
Oh, it's just a place to flop.
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell's a very old wrinkled grandma now and she's got lots of boingkids that retire vomit on her at -5 years old. oh congratulations to her! i hope her pension is covered by HBF so she won't have spyware following her home.
and on the next judge judy... "well ma'm we're just were going at 3:00 to get a window box bllawup bjfgififksoo!" "well i supopse--- but you waited!" "oh raised voices don't work here trust me." next judge judy.
george you have to look in the age genre if ya want anything! boing yes faye snok snok thanks dear!
Driftland The Magic Revival
I mean, some of them aren't even stories.
yeah cause the tupperware was in the tupperware cupboard, she threw her blankets off and i shout her her like : "i ate it!" then i'm all "don't you dare!" then the tupperware landed on my groin.
...to the first Susan Ross Scholar.
How am I ever gonna turn this into a book?
no not this G6 this time i'm not in the right frame of mind!" and out of nowhere i say "a cork tunnel cobblestones me humps are doing it!" because when hayley found out i was so shocked. rehab today." and rhys exploded when he found out like "hayley! (smashes bottle in foot) ow!) i mean i bloddy had a go at him like "hey! mate you don't just do that."
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell's managing her boingkids of muppets now who were demonized from snok snok powers at home on school TV and she's wanting to know the beating. oh congratulations to her! i hope she'll be a really boingy toxma and stone the bloddy wrinkled crows.
one way one way one wayyer something i mean men's marleys chop up yes more arleys chop her up and aangle grinder i mean--- thee posssibilities yes carchareal yea a vertical stare one vertical one myer one card move in qt way it moves ba bom ba bom
Occupied.
I don't--
on days like this i do i ain't meaning to hurt nobody i ain't meaning to hurt nobody tell me you love me tell me you love me on days like this i do we are so strong to be sober for love on days like this i do on days like this i do i ain't meaning to hurt nobody i ain't meaning to hurt nobody tell me you love me
That kid was like a son to me.
who's filling in for tenae mcknight? ashley gallagher.
tonight i'll be eating 78 planatarium savers 2 lost compasses 287 directive maps and a sock chook from australian geographic in joondalup tonight i'll be eating 77 lobster prawns 89 grilled clown wraps and a pasta soup from lot 41 in karnup.
...Ioading up my slice at the fixings bar.
who's filling in for the bunnies? the sirens.
now I know where you got hurtarow from Angela anaconda! that episode where she puts Mrs brinks and Nanette Manoir on a target at the fun fair and has a premonition of it because she wants to kill them. well no more watching Angela anaconda for you!
excuse me maria lagonikos nancy tomba's a grandma now and she's toxed up with boingkids! oh best wishes to her! i hope she'll fill in for raelene snell and get scvankles up bustled up to rushsoerachelelaisospoiits.
yes it's a very serious offence to take balloons from duncraig library! naughty! now i'm not buying you balloons anymore! that's it now! thanks for pointing out my mistake. and you don't flush balloons down the toilet because the plumber will be on an angry shift. and you'll block the toilet and you'll have to pay $2888129993 to have a new toilet installed in duncraig lib
nothing is higher than architect
who's filling in for anderson? taniesha.
whop whop whop oh holy whiper i need that! he whoped my truss. you know the order of whopping with the lauren terrorist cherill blurton man. pygakoiumas pygiouknomas there's that torse.
lusury is what judge judy says instead of "luxury" what she thinks an X is missing from it? like "luury"? missing X shift she's on. oh sorry luXury is that better? much luxury. the next one that says "luxury" is going to be gone! luxury luxury luxury.
You gotta do me a favor.
you are about to enter the you of some court of jew! the people are just sharons! the cases are tytanicdalisim! the rulings are nopprojiiltilliwinks! this is just judge only just you of judging the court!
your books what's up with that? your sundays what's up with that? your promises what's up with that? your mynah birds what's up with that your shops what's up with that your satinav what's up with that your crying what's up with that your vomit wedding torso brides what's up with that?
now you see dormuse. I spent many years in eksa just dreaming finding out not like busy people with budy lives, at least the technology is used. so why us why can’t we just evaluate? well i don’t know that you want my programs i think all my secrets were wasted with the tides. and i don’t discuss it in my dimensions to you.A
who's filling in for lamia henchilwood? aaron vikaville.
if i play up i'm going on the naughty shelf. that's right.
i don't think clive wilka will be filling in for anyone. clive? clive? there's the cliver excuse me mariah bagatis do you want to go to bumpy clive system? no bumpy clive system. boing clive he won't be filling in for me either. clive you're busted. you won't be busting in for anyone.
It's called a T-square.
I don't know. You slip and fall in some mud...
Occupado.
the art of do it yourself dentistry is so easy you get a string put it in a gap and pull! then the tooth pops out.
you ringing up old grannies hello granny daymond you old granny! how's ya boingkids doing? they're ok. ring! ring! the number you have dialed is not a working number. boing boing hello granny tomba you old granny! fancy ringing an old granny? yes ring ring!
Wouldn't wanna beat up on one of your own.
No, I mean like a full, long beard, like Smith Brothers Cough Drops.
who's filling in for tenae mcknight? kimberley whiteman.
who's filling in for susan williams? kathy duckworth.
Like us with Meghan Kate
jumeirah jewellery this way... jumieirah jewellery this way... which way now i'm lost, oh excuse me which way to jumeirah jewellery. straight then turn right oh ok, thank you!
There's no way Ellen is the loser of that group.
No, I slipped and fell in mud...
who's filling in for emilda muzonda? yuuemish jeurty.
ah mcain! you've done it again!
Oh I bought a bunch of stories from Newman
yes me mom keeps making unjust taxes for rapunzel to pay! yes we're in irish lore days now! $87 is an irish men tax she made. i'm prepared to pay taxes we need! yes and a chair spider tax $38 yes i'll pay in riven! i'm glad me mom made useful taxes.
...but as I'm stacking them up they keep falling into my footbath.
Rite Of Passage Bloodlines
yes pole to pole you can do it stronger sing pole to sing new blood yes lauvs love renders: 2X sound like a sound soul hid in yes ok alright good anything pole to pole i'll do ya if you do me yes pole in
Name you’re price, man.
What about architect, Steven?
What? What happened?
When you want to talk with your bro.. .. but ran out of good stories
yes raelene got ya duck bill clip and rope tied to a chair? because the other grannies broke ya back support? live in on dunston checks in reruns yes dear after all dear me trillogphoisianpohobia has me running to the men's room! yes me mom already got one pension cause of what the evil chair did to her!
please. 89 year old anusha smith is suing 802 year old david blindess for missing dog reports sexual assualt charges and a theft. that the defended alledgaly scratched you and punched your dog "fifa" and stole your broken watch. and you claim mr blindess owes you $67000000 for sexual rape charges. that is correct your honor.