Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They remind us of the long journey we've taken,

You could ask, but I won't tell.

The most embarrassing part of that video's how poorly it was shot.

- Ahh! - [thudding]

- Do you really want to know my secret? - Oh, yes.

I know I haven't been in lately.

- Norma... - Ah!

I'll be back on Friday to pick your guys up.

No one deserves to die like that, Caleb.

- Susan... - I'm sorry.

I... I can't even blame him for hating me.

The Susan Mayer I know would be a blubbering mess right now.

I'm not gonna give them the satisfaction of knowing they were right.

Now all Carlos has to do is serve out the slave labour thing.

How many times am I gonna have to ask you to fix this step?

were aware that you gave me back the Valentine's Day card I made you.

Are you free to go shopping tomorrow?

Edie was making the bed...

The sofa's fine, but thanks.

Yeah, I've been thinking about you.

- [doorbell rings] - Tom, we need these playdates.

I have to fit into this, so for God sakes, put some muscle into it!

I'm just so relieved this all worked out.

I'm with you. Carry on.

But there are some mothers who don't get to take advantage

You know, honey... people change.

maybe you and I could be friends, and if you keep acting like this...

Yes. We saw Aida last week, and we both cried buckets.

Dreams we didn't even know we had.

But you should know.

[screaming, laughing]

OK, we can't panic.

Did you hear the big news?

- Hey, pumpkin. - [Julie] Don't even.

My friends just left,

- Susie Q... - Karl, I wanna move on.

I don't think so.

...I desperately need your help.

And they had double-dared Sharon Chazin's boy to ride his bike...

Hi! Scavos! What are you guys doing here?

- I'm thinking no more playdates. - Not a one.

[Mary Alice] Previously on Desperate Housewives:

A picture I didn't want her to see.

George, this is just an empty house.

- Why're you getting snippy? - You called me fat.