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No, Dr Goldfine, my therapist.
But hurry up because I've been having to pee since hors d'oeuvres.
We should not have done what we did.
that probably causes short-term memory loss.
Do you think they're gonna make fun of you?
Jimmy, P.J., close the door! Are we all buckled up?
I'll say one thing for us.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
[chains rattling]
- My Aunt Rosalie. - Hello.
I gave myself a long hard look in the mirror,
Check out this baby.
There's stuff I have to say, and it's not going to be pleasant.
[Mary Alice] It is often said that necessity is the mother of invention.
See ya!
This is how mothers came to invent playdates.
I can't have these girls thinking I'm pregnant.
That is definitely over.
Hi! Hello!
[whispers]
...a little less lonely.
Oh, and here.
[Susan] Oh, I didn't know you got a sonogram.
- like the Botoxed hags they are. - Good.
It didn't hurt that much.
...mistakes.
The opera?
When they see this dress, they'll crumple to the floor
Caleb is scared. He doesn't know the area,
Wasn't it though? You were fantastic.
...you feel like a star.
They're so embarrassed they don't want anything to do with us.
with your new little baby.
[Tom] Whoa, guys.
[huffs] Well, that was a waste of time.
You need to put that in a frame.
No, don't worry, I caught it...
[both laughing]
and I was hoping you could cut me out of this thing.
I'm sorry, but my boys decided to have a rock fight with your boys.
[Edie] What are you gonna do? I'd like to hear this!
And we're gonna be able to take Penny soon.
You can sleep in her room.
Peekaboo!
Well, I think there's a book in there.
If you need me, I'll be at the salon.
- Hi. - Hi.
I... I needed money for lunch.
Since I was single all these years, Stan kept telling my mom I was gay.
And Lynette's secret dream of being able to take