Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, we would never lie to you.

Thought you'd still be up at Columbia hanging out with your fancy new friends.

[McEnroe] If Fabiola looks like she's about to shit a brick,

[indistinct chatter]

she applied to a certain friend's dream college

and they read articles from magazines that I'd never even heard of.

Devi, you know who you are.

-[boy 1] Yeah. -[boy 2] Pizza's good.

What are you saying? That's not true.

You can read an article too.

But mine is to celebrate because today went really well for me.

It's the eating club I belong to.

[student] I really wanted to visit Parsons.

Okay, kids, here's the thing.

best Saturday of my entire life.

But there are so many ways to be an actor.

Oh, that reminds me.

[McEnroe] But would she love it there?

Not only was she valedictorian,

You're the biggest bullshitter I've ever met.

He's applying early and wants to see what life is like here,

Yeah. I can be your friend.

I kinda feel like that's where I'm headed.

Yeah, no. It was super fun, and I totally fit in,

But also, did you know that Blair failed out?