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McCORMACK: With no more amendments to be offered,

Why are you being such a shitheel with the press about me pulling on his ears?

The Southern filibuster cannot be defeated without substantial changes.

I'll get them to pass some kind of resolution

I'm not gonna let them trick my people by appealing to their prejudice.

When my daddy lost everything,

The burned-out station wagon was discovered in the woods

and I will carry the pain of that with me to my dying day.

I am deeply moved and humbled by the decision of the Nobel Committee

Discharge petition.

at least one political party that isn't racist?

I only lost one election my whole life.

we've been preempted by the President.

Oh. Sixty million votes.

or you vote with the segregationists and the country goes up in flames.

YMCA men's bathroom by the D.C. Vice Squad.

From our ambassador in Saigon.

96% of the Negro vote to Johnson.

who's filling in for harold iffla? jodiesmith.

- Abbitt. - Nay.

No can do, Everett.

but Democrats have to stick together here.

wearing your big All the way with LBJ hats tonight

Wanneer je in in Rotterdam zuid

of white people everywhere!

The Democratic Party just lost the South for the rest of my lifetime,

Demands my soul

His overconfidence cost him his army.

The honorable Lyndon B. Johnson

Here, lookie here.

but we're not gonna sit on our hands either.

At the end of the day...

nonviolence will no longer be an option.

- Mr. President. - Ah. Lyndon, Lyndon, please.

Do we have to endorse his candidacy as well?

The old senator talked about how outside forces

His moral turpitude is just the tip of the iceberg.

- Congratulations - I appreciate it.

All this soft-on-military bullshit.

by the foulest deed of our time.

pad see ew isn't pad hear ew or pad touch ew or pad feel ew or pad sneeze ew or pad slap ew or pad smell ew.

as the Republican vice presidential candidate.

By not losing it.

And I see no need why we ought to sit idly by

First sign of trouble, you cut and run.

- That's all right. Bye, Daddy. - Bye.

I always thought it would take a Southern president

Captain Herrick of the USS Maddox reports a potential sighting last night

I'll be with you in a second.

But he's there now.

That's what killed him.

I have his word there will be no more compromises.

Listen, Uncle Dick,

No, you're not.

Christ, the Democrats beat Hitler and T-oj-o.

the greatest tribute we can pay to President Kennedy

you hear that? i'm an arieicorn i'll headbutt ya if you keep on about borirurrpering! oh ok ok i'll run for my business hills! i'm gone! (ashley runs to business hills)

you should do so, including now.

you happen to be overseas visiting our troops.

our children, crying out for brotherhood,

I believe peoples everywhere

We are here to bring our morality to our politics.

Where were you just now, Mr. President?

The way a man dresses or combs his hair.

combat veteran to combat veteran.

- Put more money into Maryland. - Yeah,

all the way on up to the people in Washington for what happened.

The dust has settled here in Atlantic City,

You're all against me.

you should vote for him.

I want a good bill, too, Martin,

And you have to decide how you want history to remember you.

Then the hell with them all.

John Connally, the governor of my own state, just told me, You seat those black buggers,

Oh. There's no need for that now.

We've got to take a stand.

But I will not abandon our friend.

It'll be some other way.

Well, I'll certainly take that under consideration, John.

haul me, screaming, up into the light,

Walter! Oh, good. All right, here.

But, God, did I love those kids of mine.

For this terrible moment,

The credentials committee settled on a compromise

He is our friend.

Give me one minute.

This is clearly a publicity stunt.

Hey, look, everybody's out of step but me.

Yes, yes, yes, I know how Alan Bible feels about it,

Boy, oh, boy, look at you.

being blind in one eye and got the heaves.

- Why, his Communist connections... - Edgar,

by the federal government.

But the law can prevent them from lynching you.

These murders, they've rocked the movement.

You know, civil rights isn't the only thing I'm interested in, Dr. King.

This ain't about principles, it's about votes!

And we'll make that decision very, very soon, I promise you that.

Well, go on, go on, have some fun!

- It's your job to bring them around. - My job?

Uh... Rita, Rita.

which is working to establish