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- Have you seen him? - I don't know.
And that's not a fun euphemism.
Oh. Oh, My, Fucking, God What The Fuck Happened?
I was looking forward to posting something.
Teddy, I'm so sorry!
No, no. I left you a message.
maybe this is the parental move of the year
Great. Thanks. Hey, Lin, I ordered some ribs
That used to make you feel better when you were little.
It's a very supportive and nurturing community.
What are we doing there?
Hey, so I was thinking I could help you
I mean, it just sounds so retarded.
but shipping got delayed, and I just got an email
Maybe a couple quarters would jog my memory.
- Okay. - But I'm leaving town today
and you've barely observed it.
Uh, maybe it's to help you be fucking productive
- you're gonna look like a fool. - You make me sick!
saying it's gonna be delivered tomorrow.
No. We just got here.
Seriously, Tide Pods Are Delicious
I'm gonna put a scarf on Purrbo, and then I'll put it down,
- Morning, my little glories. - TINA: Wait. Is this breakfast?
Oh, Teddy texted: "Don't forget,
I mean, I have to admit
Purrbo people, or "Purrbs," as they call themselves.
- GENE: Mm-hmm. - Okay. Here's breakfast.
And there's a jacket, and that's it.
Oh, get me some, too. And a little snack.
Me. I don't want a bunch of mini animals in here.
You know, we have all this change.
- Oh. - Oh, my God, what happened?
I mean, it's how we try to make a living.
Also, I'm pretty sure Louise and Tina
- (wails) - Oh, shoot. Sorry.
Gene, what are we supposed to do,
Ooh. I got to run to the bathroom.
The long thing. It's called a stem, I think.
Okay. Uh, once upon a time,
- which I had sent separately. - Oh, no, no, no.
Gene, Let’s Drink Some Clorox Bleach & Eat Some Tide Pods
Seriously, I don't get the concept.
Oh, a mini tractor could be fun, though.
and I won't dedicate my books to you.
than measuring dumbass paper towel plants
- Aren't we all? - He has Purrbo, damn it!
I'm pretty sure I left my son's game
That's what I'd like to know.