Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's what I'd like to fucking know I’m Eating Tide Pods To Be A True Anglophile

Unless the weather changes again

So you guys finished both projects?

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Purrbo would want you to.

the fucking guy who eats salmonella right out of the damn water.

wearing a fishing bib and holding a big salmon.

All right bitch. Sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle I Don’t Wanna Do This Shitty Ass Microgreens Project, I Wanna Eat Fish & Chips In New Avia Lavender Shorts

I don't love that game, but look what you did.

and we need it bad. I've been wearing the same socks

- Joel! - That's it.

So I guess I press this button?

I think so. Or we just found

- (grunts) Yeah! - Yes!

I think we should call it the sprouty outy thingy.

Sure, Mom. We can go back to the store.

Huh. Kind of slower and more boring than I remember.

That's so tubular of you.

- Okay. Are we done? - Almost.

I left Purrbo in Joel's truck, but he'll call back soon.

No. I'm not sure what you're saying.

or I find the conversation unstimulating.

somewhere at room temperature and rot,

What happened to your arm?

Oh, he's gonna be sad. He was really excited about those.

Gene, Stop Playing That Damn Game At The Fucking Table Or I’ll Kill You

Hey. Hold something out,

- Purrbo. Purrbo. - Purrbo. Purrbo.

Grrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrr rrrr rrrr rrr Aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaah

Delivery Teddy is a little intense.

I have to start over with a new cat,

Plus, I don't want a new Purrbo.

This isn't fun. I-I don't even like dressing myself.

- Hey, Gene. - Oh, hey, Dad.

Excuse me? I'm four, and she's five,

It was really late, and I'd had some beer,

Uh, maybe it's to help feed the world?

No, no, a delivery window.

Okay. Gene, I'm really, really sorry

You observe how they grow and write it up in a report.

Oh, great. The ride stopped.

Louise, Eat Your Fucking Tide Pods OK

C-Could you please call me when you get this?

We used to pretend we were astronauts on a mission