Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's a confetti flinger. You open the card and confetti shoots out.
A funeral home over on Baker.
"Simon Cutler" meant nothing to us.
Arf Vader...
Do you wanna take a look around, Detective? Come on back.
Our forensics guys couldn't find anything on Simon's laptop.
Uh, let's, let's just...
What kind of person does that?
Which is a large jagged rock in Warlock Forest.
- How old are you? - Fourteen.
I had a show, went on stage.
Maybe that's what you call it in Buckingham Regalshire.
We're in! We're in!
"Now I'm taking my business elsewhere
But there was another thing. The card had a music chip in it.
Some people find it disturbing. Not me.
- So he's really dead? - Yes.
(PHONE CLICKING)
Now why would you do that?
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
They're dead.
Our crullers had no nuts.
The crime scene photos from Simon's basement show
A week after the bachelor party
And even if I knew who he was, how would I get to Seattle?
(WHEEZES)
SHANIE: (ON RECORDING) Your name, then. I'm happy to look it up.
No peanuts. No shellfish.
I have my first zombie date tonight. How do you think puking on him is gonna play?
SIMON: (DISTORTED) I am the Sim Reaper, Shanie. I am the keeper of the web.
No phones during group. Privilege drop!
Absolutely.
Are you expecting me to eat the hard drive?
Didn't you say you were alone here?
Trashed my mom's place.
I am sorry.
RAVI: Oh, my God. He's coming for you!
I wish it were with actual people.
Sadly, she's home, sick.
No. But I'm a little closer.
Your sister posted the call on her Facebook page.
SHANIE: Customer service, this is Shanie.
Wanted to share intel on that near decapitation.
No. I just didn't want to be charged.
At 3:00 p.m. on a weekday, people are sitting around waiting for a Polish troll.
Ah, better. Thanks.
I am invisible, intangible, untouchable.
because I was sure it was coming.
Detective Babineaux, what can we do for you?
He's talking to you.
Honey, I know this has been a challenging year.
I'm building the drama.
How do you eat?
Yeah. Sorry, I...
(KEYBOARD CLICKS)
I've Got Something on the Simon Cutler Case?!
Of course, um... I should go.
You've got the file.
Mom! Hi.
Fingerprints confirm our vic's Michael Dornan, 18.