Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

PATTY, PLEASE, HELP. HELP.
IT'S GOT LIVE TERMITES. BIG, FAT ONES.
I MEAN, WE LOVE MICHEL, RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT, I'M LEAVING.
IT IS SUNDAY MORNING.
NO, I MEAN, DID HE SQUIRM OR BACK AWAY WHEN HE INVITED YOU,
I THINK IT'S DEAD. WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU DON'T COME BACK FROM CALIFORNIA, MAN.
RIGHT, THEY'RE HAVING THE RECEPTION IN THE TOWN SQUARE.
OKAY, YOU CAN STAND UP.
MICK JAGGER WENT TO THE LONDON SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS.
THANKS FOR THE PERSPECTIVE.
YES. MEG SENDS HER LOVE.
SUCH A NICE MOMENT.
SO, UH, WHICH WAY DO I GO?
COME ON, DEAN,
DID SHE SEE YOU?
HEY, RORY, UM, WHERE'S YOUR MOM?
SHE'S SMART, MAN. YOU KNOW, SHE'S SO SMART.
AND STOP ASKING ME WHO THE HOTTIE I'M TALKING TO IS.
DID HE TELL YOU ALL THIS?
YES, MICHEL G-- JANET AGAIN.
THEN YOU'RE NOT SAMPLING, YOU'RE SAVORING,
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU HAVE ANY IMPORTANT PAPERS DUE SOON?
IN THE CONNECTICUT STATE STORY-WRITING CONTEST
YOU HAVE TO HAVE POINTY TEETH AND JAWS THAT SNAP.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D BE HOME THIS WEEKEND.
AREN'T WE GETTING PANCAKES?
NO, YOU COULD BUILD A BRIDGE OVER IT,
FROM?
HEY. DID YOU KNOW YOUR PHONE'S NOT WORKING?
ON YOUR WAY OUT.
GO STRAIGHT INTO YOUR HEART, AND KILL YOU.
AND HE WAS ALL NERVOUS,
THERE WILL BE A RESTAURANT.
WELL, HE HAS JANET, SO...
OH, GOOD. I'M GLAD IT'S GOOD.
PARKING? HOW MANY PARKING SPACES?
WELL, HELLO THERE, LORELAI. RORY, WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU?
UNIFORM TIPPED ME OFF.
[ BLARING STOPS ] OH, THANK GOD.
NOT ABOUT A TRUCK --
OKAY, SO MIDMORNING?
* ...FOR STARS HOLLOW HIGH
BECAUSE WE HAVE A CONSTRUCTION CREW COMING MONDAY,
IT'S A SAFETY HAZARD. IT'S THE FIRST THING TO GO.
MOM?
WELL, I JUST TRIMMED IT.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
Yeah. Well, if you hand this up to Andrew.
NO, NOT KYLE -- RORY.
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU, FOLKS.
I'M SORRY, GUYS.
* ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
YEAH, WELL, KIRK.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING FOR.
HEY, DO NOT SAY THE "D" WORD, LANE -- DON'T.
WILLING TO GO THAT EXTRA MILE.
WE'RE SORRY.
SHE HAVE HER CELL ON HER?
SHE COULD PROBABLY FIX THE WORLD, YOU KNOW?
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO
THIS IS CRAZY. WHEN DID WE GET AN ALARM?
I JUST FIGURED I'D TELL YOU WHEN WE TALKED, THEN WE DIDN'T.
YOU CAN GET HIM TO AGREE TO THIS.
I AM WAITING FOR YOUR ANSWER.
I'M SORRY. CAN YOU HOLD ON FOR A SEC?
NO, I'M NOT. I PROMISE.
I'VE DECIDED THAT I REALLY LIKE BEER.
YOU LOOK TIRED.
THEN I JUST FELT BAD FOR THEIR GUITARS.
NOT THAT I WOULD HAVE HAD ANY RECOURSE IF IT WASN'T,
JUST SOMETIMES, IT HITS ME.
BUT, HEY, SINCE YOU ARE HERE, COME.
MY FAMILY TREE DATES BACK TO A 12th-CENTURY KNIGHT.
A PLACE ONE WOULD NORMALLY CHOOSE TO BE ALONE,
IT'D JUST BE BETTER THIS WAY.
I SWEAR, THEY TOLD ME IT WOULD BE SELF-EXPLANATORY.
AND SHE DIDN'T CALL BACK.
AND I'M NOT LEAVING HERE TILL YOU AGREE.
OKAY.
I JUST LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW, AND THAT'S HOW I COULD TELL.
AND HAVE THE PERFECT STARS HOLLOW DAY.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE GETTING YOUR HAIR CUT?!
STAMP OF APPROVAL?