Ray Stevens - The Streak

And I hollered over t' Ethel

Ethel, you shameless hussy!

The fastest thing on two feet

I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!"

I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"

Nekkid as a jay bird

I said, "Don't look, Ethel!"

Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?

Yeah, I did

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter

Say it isn't so, Ethel!

(Boogity, boogity)

She'd already been mooned

I hollered up at Ethel

Invitin' public critique

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

On the scene at the supermarket

Fastest thing on two feet

Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow cone

(Boogity, boogity)

Through the fruits and vegetables

Here he comes again.