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- take their bras off and stuff. - I'm listening.
I told them I'd just, you know, zip in and zip out.
Charlie's been in love with that girl for months.
- Okay. - I'm here for the audition.
- [Knocking] - Yo, Charlie! It's Dennis!
Oh, no. You know what? It's a dude. Yeah, she has a penis. So it's okay.
Shit yeah it's a hate crime
- You don't grab from behind. - Not from behind.
- Great. - Okay, you know what? I love Charlie very much.
Are you okay?
Well, I gotta get back to work.
Really?
Hey, yo, Carmen!
I shake it. I shake it. I sha-
Gross.
Sometimes you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet.
No, no, no. Dee's right. Let's think about this.
Bam.
And you never actually had sex with him.
## [Fades Out]
Is that a penis in your pants?
[Cell Phone Rings]
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