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- It was nice to see you. - It was good to see you.
Hey, your face looks, uh, like, poofy.
[Door Opens]
is to shake it.
- Yeah. She's too busy training this new bartender. - [TV: Indistinct]
Excuse me, bro. Can you give me a second?
So Charlie's wasting away, and we're gonna talk about Sweet Dee's feelings all morning.
You know, where the girls dance on top of the bars...
Oh, my God!
[Whispering] Shake it. Shake it.
Oh.
there's a dick in those pants?
- Yeah. - I was afraid I was getting a little too ripped, you know?
## [Mellow Jazz Playing]
Well, it's not really a good time.
Let's find a girl for Charlie- someone to be there for him...
- Yeah. - I'll be right back.
Could I get the- the basketball though?
- You are a bad guy! You lied to us. - All right, look at this.
it's always the biggest asshole that winds up accosting her.
Yeah, I'll give you a call.
the only way to make it in the big city...
[Scoffs] Who am I?
I finally find someone who's perfect, and she'll practically work for free.
You cannot possibly have thought that this was gonna be a good idea.
Oh, great! Great. I told you not to tell anyone!
Look. The girl- she wears a Lance Armstrong bracelet.
Thanks. All right.