Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, I slept a little funny on my neck.

- Can I help you? - I'm Artemis.

- Thanks. Is that a penis in your pants? - Yeah.

You're never gonna believe what happened! I accidentally punched that tranny in the face.

- Sweet Dee, we talked about this. - No, no. Just listen.

- What? - Yeah, I found out I might have cancer.

- Yes, we will. - There are never any girls in this bar.

Hey, is your friend gonna be doin' stuff like this?

Is that a penis in your pants? Yeah.

- There's a dick in those pants. - There's a dick in those pants.

[Chuckling] Mom, I'm telling you, this girl's amazing.

We didn't have sex.

They come in all kinds of colors now, so you can accessorize your compassion with your outfits.

That's not gonna work. You can't just do that.

Yeah. He probably is.

I don't think getting Charlie laid is gonna help his cancer problem.

Give me a second. Charlie was lying the whole time.

No. The one with the exposed midriff and the cans.

I'm gonna get a beer. You want one? Great.

Oh i’m the terrible man!

[Sighs] Don't do that.

- Yeah. I think you do know. You talked to that waitress, right? - Yeah.

- Oh! Whatever! - I am not helping you with it.