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"So you're new here, yeah? Who are you?"
- Hi. - Carmen.
- Tranny. - Implants?
who moved to the big city with big dreams...
- Uh, Rick Astley. What's up? - ## [Continues]
You poor baby. I'll be right down.
Is that a Penis in your pants? Yeah
- Hello? - Hey, Dennis. It's Dee.
[Chuckles] Okay.
I'm just puttin' in my time, you know?
And you know what the thing that's so rad is?
- Shh! She's gonna hear you. - I don't care!
- Uh- - Did you want something from me, or-
- You gotta crack a couple eggs to make an omelet? - You gotta crack an egg.
You're sayin'-Are you talking about letting Sweet Dee punch me in my face?
There's a dick in those pants.
End scene.
- Yeah? - I've been sittin' in here boohooin' a little bit.
- Yeah, you seem flush. You seem like a- - I feel like a-
[Dennis] Goddamn it!
That is so sad. He is gonna look so bad without that hair.
And we cried together, and I held him for a while...
Maybe I'll give you a call sometime.
and interview with you, so you could see if you liked her.
$200.
Uh- Uh, yeah, I've been cryin' a little bit.
Oh, oh, no, no, no. You know what? I was gonna leave.
Okay, well, I have a friend who would be absolutely perfect for it.