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Hmm.
- Is it- Is it locked? - Yeah.
- Yeah, it shows. - You look like you work out too.
- Yeah. - No, no. That's not right at all.
You can't lie about having cancer! It's not something you do!
[Toilet Flushes]
- I told you. - I don't get it, Dee.
Mac and I were about to go play in the park. I think you-
Really? You think so?
- Well, it's funny. It's a, uh- It's a funny, funny thing. - It's funny.
I'm just a small-town girl...
when Santa came out at halftime and we threw batteries?
Please. I've seen you at the gym. You're ripped.
Artemis, that was amazing.
The problem is that every time a beautiful girl comes into a place like this...
I learned a lot in my theater and psych classes about the human nature-
- Why? - The Christmas party.
- Yeah. - Do me a favor though. Uh, don't tell anybody.
Carmen, you have the most amazing body. Are you bulimic, or what?
Um, but I don't know.
## [Man Singing Pop On Radio]
and that was it.
No. Yeah, it's- I found out I might have cancer, so ooh.
Huh? I'm sorry.
convince you to sleep with our friend Charlie.
- Don't be a pain in the ass. - I am not be-
Well, okay. He saw her wearing one of those Lance Armstrong "Race for the Cure"...
Uh, we paid you $250 to sleep with Charlie and-
[Chuckling]
No, it's okay. I've got a hair appointment in, like, 20 minutes.
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