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[Chuckling]
Artemis, that was amazing.
- Why? - The Christmas party.
- Is it- Is it locked? - Yeah.
- Yeah, it shows. - You look like you work out too.
- Well, it's funny. It's a, uh- It's a funny, funny thing. - It's funny.
No. Yeah, it's- I found out I might have cancer, so ooh.
- I told you. - I don't get it, Dee.
Well, okay. He saw her wearing one of those Lance Armstrong "Race for the Cure"...
Please. I've seen you at the gym. You're ripped.
Huh? I'm sorry.
- Yeah. - No, no. That's not right at all.
## [Man Singing Pop On Radio]
I learned a lot in my theater and psych classes about the human nature-
[Toilet Flushes]
The problem is that every time a beautiful girl comes into a place like this...
Carmen, you have the most amazing body. Are you bulimic, or what?
You can't lie about having cancer! It's not something you do!
- Don't be a pain in the ass. - I am not be-
Uh, we paid you $250 to sleep with Charlie and-
and that was it.
Hmm.
I'm just a small-town girl...
No, it's okay. I've got a hair appointment in, like, 20 minutes.
Really? You think so?
Um, but I don't know.
convince you to sleep with our friend Charlie.
- Yeah. - Do me a favor though. Uh, don't tell anybody.
Mac and I were about to go play in the park. I think you-
when Santa came out at halftime and we threw batteries?
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