Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We had to pay her $250 to have sex with you! - Aha! Because-
- Uh, they're at the velvet-rope clubs on Delaware Avenue. - Why?
Oh I'm a terrible man
Hey, uh, look, man.
- I really shouldn't. - Then don't.
- the one that he's been in love with forever? - Yes.
- That's awesome. - Okay, you know the waitress over at the coffee shop...
- You must be a very compassionate person. - I'm not.
I'm just a small-town girl...
[Voices Speaking Backwards]
[Whimpering]
- there's a dick in those pants dude - I'll be right back
Shake it. I shake it.
Oh. [Chuckles] Yeah.
- spend time with him, you know, nurture him. - Bang him.
[Sighs]
And that's what I do...
But we found the perfect girl for Charlie.
Wow, dude! I thought my place looked like shit.
That's one of those, uh, Lance Armstrong "Race for the Cure"...
Oh, you know what? This is so you. I tell you I need some help behind the bar.
- How could you do this? - Oh, well, excuse me for bein'...
- He doesn't have cancer. - Well, how could you not tell me...
- Smart, beautiful, the whole thing. - Where?
She grabbed me from behind. It was instinctual.
oh, i'm a terrible man!
No. I work out, like, every day.
I was just leaving actually.
- The waitress doesn't even like you. - Yeah?
I'm a terrible man!