Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

oh, i'm a terrible man!
- Uh, they're at the velvet-rope clubs on Delaware Avenue. - Why?
I'm a terrible man!
Wow, dude! I thought my place looked like shit.
[Voices Speaking Backwards]
[Sighs]
That's one of those, uh, Lance Armstrong "Race for the Cure"...
[Whimpering]
- How could you do this? - Oh, well, excuse me for bein'...
- I really shouldn't. - Then don't.
No. I work out, like, every day.
- He doesn't have cancer. - Well, how could you not tell me...
I was just leaving actually.
But we found the perfect girl for Charlie.
- We had to pay her $250 to have sex with you! - Aha! Because-
Oh, you know what? This is so you. I tell you I need some help behind the bar.
She grabbed me from behind. It was instinctual.
- You must be a very compassionate person. - I'm not.
- Smart, beautiful, the whole thing. - Where?
And that's what I do...
Oh I'm a terrible man
- the one that he's been in love with forever? - Yes.
I'm just a small-town girl...
- The waitress doesn't even like you. - Yeah?
Shake it. I shake it.
- there's a dick in those pants dude - I'll be right back
Hey, uh, look, man.
- That's awesome. - Okay, you know the waitress over at the coffee shop...
- spend time with him, you know, nurture him. - Bang him.
Oh. [Chuckles] Yeah.