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[Door Closes]
It totally worked. It totally- I don't know what you said, but we went out on this date.
It's not a thing to walk away about. Whatever.
- That was a horrible thing to do! - Well, I'm a bad guy then.
- Not bad. It's good. - Are you sure?
- We thought you were dying! - Guys, guys, guys, listen!
- Dennis. - [Announcer On TV] That's a three-pointer.
- Yeah. I'm- I'm all right. - Yeah?
Sure, yeah. What things?
- She instantly started comin' on to me. - Really?
[Charlie] Sweet Dee's in what?
I know, man. I don't know what happened. I mentioned the cancer thing.
Gross.
- She really likes me. So thank you, man. - You're welcome, man!
- You lied to me. - No, I didn't.
She's probably gettin' the money though, right?
- Hey. - Hey.
Oh, my God! I think you broke my nose!
Uh, well-We, uh, you know- [Chuckles]
- So Sweet Dee's in? - Yeah. Uh, under one condition.
Apparently, she's got this hot new friend who sh-she-
- Okay. - Yeah.
- Sweet Dee's out. - [Mac] What?
who moved to the big city with big dreams...
She's gonna feel sorry for him, and then she's gonna sleep with him.
That’s a dick in those pants
Dennis, our bar is in South Philly in a scary alley.
And just 'cause she doesn't have the right measurements or whatever, you freak out.
- Really? - Mm-hmm. Except for Charlie and the whole cancer thing.