Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now I'm gonna have to go into remission or something so they don't think I was lying.

All right, so it starts out I'm not feeling good. I'm havin' headaches and-

- Nice cover, dick. - Thanks.

You don't have to say anything. Here, check these pamphlets out.

- Yeah. - Yeah, Carmen.

Okay, you know what? You gotta choose. Charlie's waitress or a hot new bartender?

- Might as well call it Rape Bar. - No, no, no.

So, uh- I mean, I'm glad we can talk.

We're gonna start dating. And that's the way that life works, man!

I know that, man. You don't grab.

It's just that Mac and Sweet Dee are down in the car waitin' for me.

Here's the thing though... about cancer.

Okay. Only under one condition.

I won't be able to pay my bills!

I lost my job at the Wawa.

There's one little issue. Yeah. Oh!

- I'm not helping you with this. - Oh, come on.

Hey, Dennis! Could you help me with this keg, please?

I'm sorry. Are you doing another scene? I- I-

Yeah, but Charlie's got such great hair. Is he gonna lose all of his hair?

- And second of all, it's gross! - I'm sure that there's something Mac and I can do for you...

- [Mac] You did what? - I slept with her.