Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Nice cover, dick. - Thanks.

Now I'm gonna have to go into remission or something so they don't think I was lying.

- Might as well call it Rape Bar. - No, no, no.

Hey, Dennis! Could you help me with this keg, please?

There's one little issue. Yeah. Oh!

- Yeah. - Yeah, Carmen.

So, uh- I mean, I'm glad we can talk.

Yeah, but Charlie's got such great hair. Is he gonna lose all of his hair?

Here's the thing though... about cancer.

Okay. Only under one condition.

- I'm not helping you with this. - Oh, come on.

I won't be able to pay my bills!

It's just that Mac and Sweet Dee are down in the car waitin' for me.

I know that, man. You don't grab.

All right, so it starts out I'm not feeling good. I'm havin' headaches and-

- And second of all, it's gross! - I'm sure that there's something Mac and I can do for you...

Okay, you know what? You gotta choose. Charlie's waitress or a hot new bartender?

- [Mac] You did what? - I slept with her.

You don't have to say anything. Here, check these pamphlets out.

I lost my job at the Wawa.

I'm sorry. Are you doing another scene? I- I-

We're gonna start dating. And that's the way that life works, man!