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- Nice cover, dick. - Thanks.
Now I'm gonna have to go into remission or something so they don't think I was lying.
- Might as well call it Rape Bar. - No, no, no.
Hey, Dennis! Could you help me with this keg, please?
There's one little issue. Yeah. Oh!
- Yeah. - Yeah, Carmen.
So, uh- I mean, I'm glad we can talk.
Yeah, but Charlie's got such great hair. Is he gonna lose all of his hair?
Here's the thing though... about cancer.
Yeah.
Okay. Only under one condition.
- I'm not helping you with this. - Oh, come on.
I won't be able to pay my bills!
It's just that Mac and Sweet Dee are down in the car waitin' for me.
[Exhales]
I know that, man. You don't grab.
All right, so it starts out I'm not feeling good. I'm havin' headaches and-
- And second of all, it's gross! - I'm sure that there's something Mac and I can do for you...
Okay, you know what? You gotta choose. Charlie's waitress or a hot new bartender?
- [Mac] You did what? - I slept with her.
You don't have to say anything. Here, check these pamphlets out.
I lost my job at the Wawa.
I'm sorry. Are you doing another scene? I- I-
We're gonna start dating. And that's the way that life works, man!
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