Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- He's not trying to weasel his way. - In where?
That kid is more screwed up than you think he is.
He was messing with me, and it's the last time, I swear to God.
that is, when he bothers to show up at all, and he just...
Sunset Boulevard was on last night.
Not yet. He's coming over and we're gonna smooth things over, hopefully.
I don't like this at all. Who is he? This boy who hurt you?
I have $35 going once, $35 going twice.
Good, the next time the roof in the diner's leaking...
- Okay, I have $5. Do I hear $10? - $10.
So who did you want to get it?
You wanted to move in together?
Would you like to go to dinner sometime...
and I want to go, and I want to take a date.
I have nothing to say. I never have anything to say.
He's here, he's breathing. That's enough.
You talk. I have to call Patty and stop the forced mating process.
Can we stop the bidding for just a second?
Just having someone who you love, or have some kind of crazy crush on...
It's quaint, isn't it?
I asked for you, and then she asked why.
I don't know, from the things I've seen, and the things I hear...
- Withdrawn. - Okay, I'm still at $5. Do I hear $10?
This is the Henry basket.
With two forms of ID.
- When? - Soon.
and only you can save me from the double pathetic. Please.
Thank you. Why do you have a very nice picture of me?
I invited my cousin David to come and bid on my basket...
You'd much rather be sitting out here than inside working.
- Can I come in? - It's not my house. I can't stop you.
Call me back when you know. Okay. Thank you.
- Didn't you see the mouthing? - I saw the mouthing.
Need? No. But want? That's a different story.
Our lunches are looking good.
- Yes, I do. - Did you tell him to eat lunch first?
- Dean is gonna be here any minute. - He probably wants to talk to you anyhow.
I told you the lease was up on my apartment, and I asked you...
Because that is pathetic.
- Fine. - Obviously.
David came by here 15 minutes ago! Said you ran off somewhere.
- was for home improvement reasons? - Yes.
Before you knew Patty put you on the dating game...
- I got plates here. - Caesar, you're in charge.
I'm good. How're you doing?
Ladies and gentlemen, now this is a basket.
- I'm glad you enjoyed it. - I did. Shall we?
- My mother didn't even make one for me. - That's very sad.
Wow, a place in Stars Hollow you actually like. I'm stunned.
We got pizza. We looked at some books.
to the turkey-calling contest?
- Okay. $50. - No.
Kirk, you just offered $20. You upped your own bid.
I'll be right back!
- So I'll be in my room. - Okay. Good.
I do like you, Lane.
That's because you have a pretty boy to bid on your basket.
- Jackson? - What?