Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Darling, you can't be trusted to do it yourself.
- You've been discussing this with Dean? - He discussed it with me.
- That's terrible, Kirk. - Twelve brothers and sisters.
you can instead put in a pretty basket and auction off for charity.
Which, if you hang out with him, gets you into trouble. I don't want that.
stop the car, and take you out. And I want to be able to call you.
- You rock. - Thank you.
- As soon as Rory's ready. - She's not going with you.
- I just need to make a call. - Here.
- Lorelai, do you have your cell phone? - Yeah, is everything okay?
- The monkey? - William Holden.
Dean, it's just a silly town thing.
You absolutely must keep her from that boy.
- Really? - Yes.
Says who?
- Hello? - Hi.
So, Patty has taken it upon herself to find me a man.
There. Thank you, Mom.
Do you not like that apartment?
I can't be your eyes and your ears and your brain.
- The Fountainhead. - Yes.
- You don't? - No.
doesn't give you the right to bully those who don't have girlfriends...
- But, right now, out there... - Just buy your own basket.
- Okay, thanks anyhow. - Yes. Goodbye.
Why?
- I hope Kirk enjoys it. - I don't understand.
Of all the nutty, barn-raising shindigs this town can cook up...
So part of love is trust. You have to trust her.
- Patty. - All right.
It's no Lenny Bruce routine, but it has its moments.
I'm paying him off in weekly installments in crinkle-cut carrot sticks.
One of them's seen Ghostbusters 124 times. Can you say 'score'?
Where have you been? I thought Taylor auctioned you off.
So...
You're such a beautiful girl, and you deserve a nice guy.
- Diner's probably on fire by now. - You are stubborn.
- You wanted to read The Children's Hour. - I did? When?
You stole my book.
You don't know anything about me, or my life, or my mom, or Luke.
Really? Try it. The Fountainhead is classic.
If you forget about the house across the street, I don't see why you shouldn't.
Are you breaking up with me?
- Luke. - $47.50.
Okay. Fine. I just wanted to check with you first.
Last name's Kim. We're the only ones in Stars Hollow.
- I wasn't off with Jess. Jess outbid him. - I know.
He doesn't care about her. He's using her to drive me crazy.
No underwater dining. Got it.
- Yes, I do. - Okay, good.
Oh, God! Sorry. No, nothing. Nothing's wrong.
Were you successful?
- I don't know. I might be baking. - I'll pick you up at 7:00.
Lord, will you look at this?
Lorelai, anything new with you?
I swear, Mom, there's just something about that kid that...