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But remember, people, good things come in small packages.
Jeez.
- Nothing. - It's not nothing.
Okay, I'm sorry. Now, why am I doing this?
- Andrew? - Jackson?
- Dodger? - Figure it out.
Every great relationship has its obstacles.
- Sold for $52.50. - Yes!
A cigar club?
But flying off the handle is not gonna get you what you want.
Next up, what?
you did pack this disgusting lunch and bring it out here.
Like what things?
- Can I have his lunch now? - I'll be right back.
Sold to the young man for $5!
- I'll go $10. - $10. Let's keep going. Look at its size.
- You go upstairs and calm down! - Fine!
and I got my sprinklers fixed for half price.
At your house.
So I had this crazy thought that since things were going really well...
Patty gave my picture out 'cause she thinks I need a man.
I like your living room, though that house across the street has that...
I'm not jumping in the lake.
- Go on. - $47, are you kidding?
- Can you meet me now? - I don't know.
You have to cut Dean some slack. He's so crazy about you.
- Jess. - Sorry to intrude.
Okay, Kirk, I'll pay you for it. I'll give you $45.
You're young and naive and you think that everyone has some good inside...
Yeah, I mean, living together, big deal, right?
Okay. Going back on the pile now.
- What time is it? - 3:00.
If it hadn't been for me, I could have had it for $25.
Not if I have anything to say about it.
God, I can't even believe I'm having this conversation.
- I guess not. - Then we're still good.
Things are going really well.
The problem is that Kirk is gonna eat my goat-cheese basket.
- Let's start the bidding at $5. Do I hear $5? - $5.
Just listen to me for one second, okay?
I guess it started as a joke just to bug him, but then he just got so mad...
You took a stand, and you are completely in the right here.
- What? You what? - I called your house...
This is a picture of me.
- $46.50. - $47.
Good. Did you get the Dean issue resolved?
Phone.
I just don't want to be in a fight with Dean.
- I'll have a PowerBar. - Fine. Forget it.
- Calm down. - Why would he do this?
I finally pretended to get sick to get her out...
I need the basket.
- Okay, I have $10. Do I hear $15? - $20.
Hold on one sec.
to sit in an enclosed room with a bunch of men...
- 'I agree with you 100%.' - Go upstairs.
- and I saved your lunch from David. - David?
- I'm so sorry. - Thank you. I appreciate that.
So buck tradition.
With the pizza and the books... So good. I'm glad.
No, nothing. It's been pretty quiet around the house lately.
Okay. I'm gonna hold you to that.
that would be a charming addition to any room once the lunch is gone.