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I can't believe we can deduct your sit-down hair dryer
I never thought I'd ever have to tell another parent
I always feel like I'm forgetting something.
What's wrong?
Okay.
But when I saw her making that pizza...
I dare you to tell me a secret that honey doesn't know.
That's awesome, man. Thanks!
and it was just Marvin and I alone on the dance floor.
I miss "Barthelona."
Nicole's with her mom this week, so we went out last night...
You guys overpaid in love this year,
the Janet Jackson concert tickets
you got her for Valentine's Day?
I didn't use bug spray. Oh, no. That's too easy.
Oh, uh, white. Red... White.
Yeah. She's out of town at a mah-jongg tournament.
Don't think about it.
That's not a secret. Everyone knows that.
You said that louder than expected.
- Bye-bye. - Bye-bye.
Whoo! We're gonna have fun!
Deduct that bitch!
Two tickets?!
Oh, look.
that I lost their son.
and living happily ever after?
I changed my mind.
I got three tickets about 10 rows back
Yes!
A quiet night alone gives us the chance to focus