Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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God woke me up early this morning.

King Akeem has returned from America with a son.

- King Akeem. - Yes.

I think it is best you go to bed and get some rest.

You know, my whole life, I had dreams

Then they gonna save up her money.

Did it ever occur to you that maybe

Need I remind you I was face-to-face

- ♪ To be loved, to be loved ♪ - ♪ To be loved, to be loved ♪

TOTATSI (over TV): It appears a royal wedding

the legend of Prince Akeem

"The boy been balling on this princely-ass test

- We're about to fix it into overdrive, okay? - (whoops)

This is a joke.

- I should not have done that. - Wait. Wait, hold on.

the arrival of our new Beyond Big Mick Burger!

People writing me off 'cause of the way I talk

Not that you are a mistake.

I want to be with you.

You do not know me.

- I got 'em. Mm-hmm. - (cheering)

♪ Strip your dress down like I was stripping a Peter ♪

It is the most selfish act, unworthy of a Joffer!

You have an illegitimate son.

marrying your princess.

You want to get rid of the royal princely braid?

- (gasping, choking) - I... o-okay, okay.

You sure you're in the right room?

- Well, you kind of are a mistake. - Okay.

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

Meeka might have wanted to be your heir?

- Yo! Man, look at you. - (laughing)

He has already ordered your exla... Shit.

Well, I found it is helpful to think of them

Just cut it off.

It's a big step.

♪ Yes, we are ♪

- ALL: Happy birthday! - (cheering)

Do it for our country.

Somebody need to whip your ass.

(woman laughing in other room)

♪ Go big, go big ♪

whose best friend introduced him to a strange woman

Which sucks because I am so motivated.

that's gonna stop me from loving her.

King Akeem, I have come to give you congratulations

I'm not supposed to be here.

It's your party, Prince.

Oh, that's my song!

- Right? - What's this? What's this?

You think you look respectable?

I was Will Smith's Aladdin, okay?

I'm a prince from Queens.

You cannot stroll down the street like we did years ago.

The tests are also a challenge of the mind.

♪ He dresses like a dapper don, but even in jeans ♪

♪ What a king, what a king, what a king ♪

♪ These streets... ♪

- So I actually have a son? - A bastard son.

To call you a shit stain brought him much joy.

♪ Still got the looks, still got the sass ♪

The burdens of my country are not yours to carry.

But what did you say... the other men

I wanted to find more than a wife.

searching rather unsuccessfully for the woman of your dreams.

MARY: I got to get some shots for the Gram.

♪ It's hard for me to say what's right ♪

How much child support she getting from you?

Mighty Jokeim Joffer,

I think my kingdom was safer with me gone and you in charge.

And I am the MF'ing king.

We've got Egg McStuffins.

did it say that you-you didn't graduate college?

♪ You're the one I need, oh ♪

Uncle Reem of Queens... you're welcome in my kingdom.

Holidays ignored.

- Hey. Oh, oh, oh, oh. - SAUL: Whoa, whoa.

♪ Go big, go big, go big, go big ♪

So, the customer thinks that they're buying something

without an heir with a nut sack.

(growling quiets)

Would you like us to bathe you?

- So you know this man? - I definitely know this man.

Hear me, Prince Akeem.

to even suggest such a thing.

Look here, boy. Look here.

a new sense of hope

(Morris laughing)

(birds chirping)

That is your father.

and you know the law.

to the king who made a difference in our world.

MIREMBE: The wedding was grand

for one of his, um, evening strolls.

♪ 23 positions in a one-night stand ♪

Nah, I'm being dead-ass.

to let them cut it off?

Yo, that's awesome.

Amen! Okay, so do I get my own hut with my private shaman?

I'll be gone in a minute, 'cause I'm about to be

We all gonna die. Just don't know how.

and now there can be peace.

Bastard brother. They know.

Tell me, Semmi, this urgent matter...

- Hmm? - You a prince now. Okay?

He has already ordered my execution three times.

♪ 'Cause this nation's only hope ♪

You've got your country to run

I always thought that she was the wisest of all the Joffers.

- I am McDowell's. - And I am Zamunda.

Oh, well, there's only ten in the pack, so...