Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Meeka Joffer shall rule as queen.
I'm sorry I slept with your man.
- We want to welcome you all to McDowell's Zamunda. - (cheering)
and if there's no wedding, he most certainly will attack.
♪ I'm-a say it loud, give me a group, not one man ♪
What every dangerous house cat likes.
AKEEM: Yes, Father.
The end is near.
♪ I'm a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a queen. ♪
...the wrestler of lions,
It is better to be bound by blood and marriage
aside from some insane rituals y'all have here,
(drumbeat ends)
from the north to the east.
Hey, Prince-o. (chuckles)
With your permission, King Akeem.
So let's get these rings on these fingers
♪ We are family ♪
(soldiers shout in unison)
You're family now.
and they want to kill people.
Your king and father should have taught you
Walk your own path.
(crowd gasping, murmuring)
So delicious.
Ain't no castle or mountain of gold
Okay.
You will be safe.
Okay.
Like what, exactly?
My nephew could be eaten by a man-eating lion!
Today is my birthday.
(excited chatter)
But at the time, it seemed like a good plan.
(yells fiercely)
I heard everything General Izzi said to you.
You know, when the colored man here,
What you need to do is learn to relax.
the prince of Zamunda.
This is true about sequels.
- I'm-a go pack. (laughs) - Okay, baby. (squeals)
Zamunda, Wakanda, Connecticut... I don't know where you from.
♪ Make water carry me dey go far away ♪
You haven't heard the story.
AKEEM: Where do we begin?
we use in battle called the feigned withdrawal.
IZZI: Ooh.
(indistinct chatter)
where I caught the runs last Saturday.
(laughs quietly)
Continue.
♪ We are family ♪
I wouldn't want to go back to plotting your death.
♪ Here I am ♪
Oh, my God.
♪ We are family ♪
is also a test of courage, yes?
You know, I know this man all up in the crevice.
♪ ♪
(spits)
Yes, but some things have not.
I know this man all the way live.
Master of disaster!
Uh, and my, uh, grandfather and great-uncle,
Semmi, look.
♪ You're the one I want, oh ♪
told me the story that your pops
A semiautomatic shotgun wedding it will be!
Did you run here all the way from Africa?
The shame must be unbearable,
Oh.
OMMA: A woman isn't allowed to rule Zamunda.
Yes, the limousine is waiting for you right downstairs.
the most blasphemous thing I've ever heard. (chuckles)
You walk like an American pimp.
You can get a Lyft Lux.
(whimpers) Oh, I'm-a miss her crazy ass.
Defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's balls.
♪ ♪
I-I'm late for my bath. What am I looking for?
all of my father's favorite curses for you.
I got five! Got five!
- That's her song. - That's Prince!
BOTH: ...why ruin it?
(panting quietly)
♪ Chioma, my lover ♪
That's the kid that's always out in front of the Garden.
until he made a giraffe do the Electric Slide.
You can see it in how he walks low to the ground.
♪ We got the moves ♪
Yes. It is the same as a technique
So, what, American entertainment?
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
You family now.
In fact, I got one granddaughter used to be my grandson.
New dress. Who this?
Oh, it's okay. I got it in when I was young.
Yo, what's wrong with the way I walk now?
Yes.
Yeah, for 25 cents a day,
(high-pitched barking)
and retrieve this errant child of mine.
♪ Good morning to the world out there... ♪
REEM: Benson, y'all got some crab cakes, man?
Just call me your second mom.
Come here, you gentle giant. (sighs)
(gasping)
IZZI: There is Bopoto, my daughter.
Akeem.
Teach the young prince how to walk like royalty.
Hey. How you doing?
on American soil,
- Oh, don't say it to... - No, not to his mother.
Well, except women are not allowed
Good night.
my parents, except for breaks, and, uh, it can be hard.
(soldiers roar)
and the man that I always wanted to be
The midnight train to Georgia.
Silence!
- Just kill him. - Kill him!
- what you're going through. - Yes.
No, no. No!
This bastard.
(somber music playing)
(growling softly)
I kicked you in the leg. Come on.
Am I familiar with... (stammers) Look at me.
And the troubles never stop, Akeem.
♪ Leaving on the midnight train ♪
- So nice, I want 'em to say it twice. - Go on, preacher!
by uniting your bastard with my Bopoto?
to be more polite,
Are those coins? Are those gold bars?
You come from a long line of Joffers, and...
♪ In America ♪
Yes. It will be a prosperous
Let me get my Spotify on deck real quick.
♪ Go big, go big ♪
♪ And moments of despair ♪
But, no, instead he runs off to America without a word to me.
your dad knocked up my mom and dragged my ass back to Africa.
This Babar, he is my friend.
They can turn your penis into a vagina now.
I don't see no Lunchables or no lunch trays up here, nothing!
- ♪ Get off ♪ - ♪ I'll only call you ♪
He's been here for hours.
Remember in Queens, night after night,
Excuse me.
♪ We got the moves ♪
♪ I'm a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a queen ♪
Just one more time, just-just to make sure.
- So there's no meat? - There's no meat.
I am King Akeem Joffer,
Our great king had gone away forever.
There's cash.