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And you have to put McDowell's first.
- (sighs) - ♪ Hey ♪
- That's right. - But, she... they had to go off to their nuptials.
Just sort of, like, in between opportunities.
- Uh, please just call me Calvin. - All right.
All three of you?
♪ He's a godsent original, the king of my dreams ♪
I cannot stress how important it is that you're here
Perhaps your son can be...
(laughs)
Follow the thunderbird?
someone who has dedicated her life to this country.
That is impossible.
Perhaps now you would like
but it has always been a dream of mine to...
And that is the story of the bunny and the bear.
♪ What a king, what a king ♪
It's okay. It's okay.
- Say it again. - Amen, girl. - Hallelujah! Amen!
This long-ass table, all this food,
are my princely robes not on fleek?
♪ Coming to America. ♪
(Izzi exclaims)
Just let me go throw up real quick, and, uh...
- Line. - MAN: Reset!
And I promise you,
(laughs): No.
Ah, just like the Kardashians! (laughs)
♪ Someone to share ♪
Mother, don't you have a dress like that?
The boy must pass the princely test.
I'm listening.
to the Middle Tennessee State game, man.
Are you making fun of me?
Okay? It is dangerous.
Yeah. I'm 'bout it.
MARY: Mm.
I need to talk to you.
♪ I must leave, but soon I'll return to you ♪
You're not just a father.
That's Forest Whitaker.
Yes, a prince.
(laughs) And what's up with y'all and lion whiskers?
Oh!
(both chuckling)
CLARENCE: And I'll tell you something else.
'cause you understand, while y'all was out here
LAVELLE: Uh-uh. Ain't happening like that, man.
MARY: Ooh.
It is the only way. You must.
(lion growls)
♪ And anywhere I go, me no need no introduction or permission ♪
My bad, man.
- Hey, Ma, tell 'em we already did this! - That's okay, baby.
Now, I want you to take these tickets up there.
Carbon footprint.
(all murmuring quietly)
♪ We are family ♪
- So be it. - LAVELLE: So be it.
Oh.
Besides, what kind of kingdom is this?
♪ All the DJs want to feel my breasts ♪
Their mascot is a big turkey.
the inspiration for Mufasa...
Look, um, I just want to apologize.
♪ ♪
A male heir.
Africans undercover. Oh, that's good, baby.
I'll see you in one week, my prince.
present to you my daughter, Bopoto!
.
I am the heir to the throne of Zamunda.
(chuckles) You got a dope closet, baby.
Maybe it would taste much better with a...
♪ ♪
(laughter)
Eh?
♪ We are family ♪
♪ She's your queen to be ♪
I'd always imagined there'd be a womanizing, sexist officiant
Where the hell is Zamunda?
Tuck in your backside.
(coughing)
- (song ends) - (cheering)
is on the other side of the world.
To-mah-to, to-may-to.
wanted you to marry a Nexdorian girl,
General Izzi, he will use the passing of our great king
♪ All of the people around me, they say ♪
she can't be your heir?
I would nothing more... I would... (laughs)
♪ Waiting only ♪
Cheers.
- Okay. Uh-huh. - Culture,
It seems that the last time I...
What better way to spend your night than paying to watch
That egg foo yong made me have to stop off
I do.
I'll be... I'll be right back.
Is anybody gonna tell me why these mashed potatoes is black?
Well, I too was... how can I say this?
- Hold him. - Hey, yo, ain't got to restrain me. Yo...
(Lavelle continues yelling in distance)
- ♪ I ain't drinkin' ♪ - ♪ Get off ♪
- All right, Ma. Thank you. - Go get washed.
I have lost my appetite.
Oh, that's that gentrification.
♪ Go big, go big, go big, go big ♪
but, yeah, it... yes, you're right
Okay, I'll back up.
WE ARE FAMILY
(chuckles)
Lovely. (chuckles)
ever since his handsome and mad smart uncle showed up."
He's in the back.
Not the shrimp.
No.
(laughter)
Meeka, this is your bast...
Now, please sit back and relax.
Who is it? Who is it?
You're the king.
Remember your father's final words.
(deep voice): I've been watching you all evening,
there are certain freedoms that exist outside of Zamunda.
Feel me, now.
so don't come at me with
- SOLDIERS: Zoot! - What's "zoot"?
Well, I'm sure your father would understand
- What's up, fam? - (Lavelle laughs)
- ♪ As we walk on by ♪ - ♪ Ay ♪
I must admit, your manner and your style
LAVELLE: Well, um...
Please allow me the honor
- No. - Jabba the Hutt Joffer.
General...
I'm gonna live my life with the woman I love.
- ♪ Yes, he did... ♪ - He said, if you ain't got
somebody to love, go out and find somebody to love.
Just one of the many backward Zamundan traditions.
(playing upbeat tune)
may have forgotten his story,
I came here for blood.
I can do that better.
BOTH: "Follow the thunderbird."
but there was no inappropriate mating.
I give you a week.
- You was a ho. - MARY: I wasn't selling it.
I hope you like, uh, pumpkin pie.
What do you think your mother would say now?
He has an urgent matter to discuss with you.
What the hell I was thinking that I could have this?
See his feet?
(Baba giggling)
My own man.
Uh... is there a goal you have?
influenced by the McDonald's menu.
Am I the weak one?
They've got Egg McMuffins.