Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(labored breathing)
- My brownstone is, too, worth $10 million! - (Morris laughs)
(laughing heartily)
From here on out,
and 30 years of delicious fast food.
I love you, Cleo.
- (chuckling) - AKEEM: Yes, it's, uh,
I was looking for the perfect vagina.
- ♪ Find somebody to love ♪ - 'Cause life's about love.
Well, yeah, see, I was three credits short
Oh, my God, Father. To be on fleek is no more.
You are one step closer to...
I'm calling you Calvin.
♪ Let me show you, baby, I'm a talented boy. ♪
- in the land of Queens. - (thunder crashes)
♪ Ain't nothing move if they ain't got me ♪
Just one big, happy
- And you look so fre... - Right? Right?
Long ago, I had your spirit.
How you doing, son?
AKEEM: Your great-grandfather.
So, um, is anybody gonna tell me
Wait, almost?
That's really inspiring.
- Now let me hear you say, "Hey, ho." - I don't know...
(cheering and applause)
Let's have it now while I'm alive.
Mirem...
It all sucks! Y'all can have it.
No more surprises, my sweet.
(chuckling)
Oh, then he must be feeling better. (chuckles)
My son, it appears your shortcomings in masculinity
- We in the house! - In the building!
(Sugar Cube beatboxing)
'Cause you gonna get a whole slice.
First of all, shout-out to King Akeem and his family
.
General Izzi will return in one day,
(hissing, snarling)
the Zamunda News Network has confirmed
- It's cava-what? - Caviar, Mom.
Father? Boy...
It's science.
it's so detrimental to a child.
that you don't know anything about.
I advise you to reconsider my offer.
Yes. Turn around.
(laughing)
(chuckles) Well, I can dig that, too.
- This is a regal gait. - Okay.
I always thought that Meeka was going to be queen.
♪ Don't need ice, we slide ♪
♪ Can they be that close? Ha! ♪
Yeah, it's like Bruce Lee said, "Be like water."
and people thought he was crazy
- Diana Ross! - (chuckles) Nope.
What about the land of Queens?
(lion growling)
and my brownstone on Foch Boulevard is worth $10 million.
Hey, yo, I-I can't do this right now, man.
to give much respect due
(screams)
(drumbeat plays)
MIREMBE: But what about your people here?
No, I'm not saying I-I don't want to get married.
- But what shall I do? - Just wait.
(Lavelle sighs)
- (phones ringing) - (quiet chatter)
- ♪ I'm so fl-fl-fly ♪ - ♪ I'm fly ♪
Hey, bartender!
♪ A queen to be forever ♪
Yes, he has fleed to America for love just as I did.
♪ What a king, what a king, what a king ♪
- (saxophone solo playing) - (cheering)
And my moms.
I'm freaking out right now because these three girls,
(song ends)
("Koroba" by Tiwa Savage playing)
Every day, I have moved closer to the comfort of life,
Lavelle Junson of Queens.
- (door closes) - Ah.
Okay, so you thought the best response was
Whatever is your favorite movie.
This is Bull shit
♪ America. ♪
("These Streets" by Mi Casa playing)
this fine Zamundan woman, I shall not stand in your path.
I remember meeting this morally bereft woman,
Boy, why you ain't tell me you was bringing company?
Would you dare banish me from my own bedroom?
(chuckles)
.
Yeah, well, I'm not like every other prince.
But I am just a wife.
You think they don't need you?
Hey!
Look at this foyer! (laughing)
- You's a dummy! - (laughter)
Be as your father.
Tell Akeem the truth at once.
the strength of our ancestors, I shall know he is of my blood.
Come on, y'all! You want it, I got it!
His death would make me smile.
(loudly imitates birdcall)
(laughing): Ooh, ooh! What?!
- What? - Oh, King Yum's.
What are you... Oh, what is wrong with you?
- What is going on here? - AKEEM: Oh, children.
You ain't got to.
so you bounced to Queens to find a wife on your own terms.
...beings.
(laughing continues)
- I'm the king of this shop. - Exactly.
My fellow player.
.
,
- (whispers indistinctly) - (laughs)
TINASHE: He's doing pretty good.
(grunting fiercely)
You are king now.
♪ Far away ♪
And you cannot turn your back on your family.
or where I'm from.
♪ So as not to offend or unnerve... ♪
Our people will be safe.
They bathe you, okay?