Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- My ex-lax? - (laughter) - MAN: Cut.
No more of a disadvantage than having a father
Sorry, pal. You're gonna have to go into the app.
who shall one day sit on the throne of Zamunda?
No, you are the bait to switch.
have turned out to be unfounded.
Many thanks for your well wishes, General Izzi,
Yeah, give it up! Give it up for Davido!
Good morning, Mother and Father.
That mean they're gonna sharpen your tool, nephew.
(laughs) Look at that.
Teach this girl some respect.
But you know what? I'll bump uglies with your homeboy.
- anything less than two-ply. - Oh!
I've come back for my son.
♪ ♪
no ass-whipping from no white man.
Do you think Lisa will be understanding?
Lavelle, is this what you want?
♪ ♪
♪ We got the moves... ♪
the prince or something.
You dress like a slave from the future.
♪ He's good in every hood, and he's got his own country ♪
Oh, children, you can go and play.
are the heir to the throne of Zamunda.
♪ ♪
You can't even squeeze a tit nowadays.
It's not the Golden Arches.
Hey, Queen!
- Gerald Levert Joffer? - (laughing): No.
Well, if you're going to wear that dress,
(meows) Lion!
I come from a long line of broke-ass nobodies.
to cover up a cocaine addiction, Calvin?
So, you know something?
Hmm?
- Hey! What's up, y'all? - Hey!
Be strong.
this neighborhood didn't have shit.
It is true.
Got five tickets to the Middle Tennessee game tonight!
- Hmm? - (roars)
Whatever you like.
I need 200 more dollars.
...maybe we should get married at the palace.
MARY: Mm.
- Let him pass. - All right. (muttering)
You ain't got to lie like that to get some of this ass.
♪ Oh, say, can you see ♪
♪ Money no be problem 'cause I'm royal ♪
Mm.
I was ready to riot anyway.
("To Be Loved" playing)
That's the last surprise.
(laughing)
And as your brother.
(chuckles)
- something that they regret... - So, whenever a woman
♪ Sexual Chocolate ♪
You go put some purple on that ho
- Yeah! - (excited chatter)
I need to find my mom. I need to find my Uncle Reem.
You said it.
Mm-hmm. Get up and whip him, Sweets.
Do you see me hopping on one leg and barking like a dog?
Okay. All right, well...
♪ We got the moves... ♪
- Bill Nye did a... - The Science Guy.
(rhythmic drumbeat playing)
(laughter, indistinct chatter)
will you be ready to become prince.
- That wasn't no accident. - (laughter)
WOMAN (in distance): ♪ Someone to care ♪
- Is she addicted to drugs or... - What?
Nuptials?
♪ Neophytes gonna make mistakes ♪
What? You don't want to get married?
Come on, y'all.
- ♪ Say he winning, he lied ♪ - ♪ Lied ♪
out loud.
And I believe that you...
promises to do things differently,
the same way this General Izzi is coming after you.
Then let us proceed!
No, no, no, family blood.
We don't be talking that kind of shit about the hungry babies.
The royal privates are clean, ma'am.
- ♪ Coming to America ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪
BOTH: Nah.
I want to thank you for releasing my sister
He is not a prince anymore.
♪ Get off ♪
Good morning My negro friend
Wh-Why? Where are we going?
Love has once again triumphed in Zamunda.
(grunting and groaning)
Now, you tell me, where is King Akeem?
(chuckles) Good class today, children.
- Although there are exceptions. - Like what?
Prince Lavelle shall serve as an ambassador to America.
- No. - Come on, yo.
and take the princely test.
Good evening, my neighbors.
to be standing where you are in this moment.
♪ Run my bathwater, run the kingdom, run it smarter... ♪
If something is good...
Or any of it?
I can't believe it. This is so beautiful.
all the visible objects in the universe
♪ Sad, sad, sad. ♪
MARY: I am so hungry,
♪ Lonely hours ♪
♪ We got the moves... ♪
Well, I'm prince, right?
Look.
Father, I did not sow my royal oats.
Presenting the crown prince of Zamunda,
♪ ♪
Adam Watson on XBOX
Then it is settled!
Vacations were canceled, holidays ignored.
Everything is coming out...
Be the prince from Queens.
I mean...
Zamundan-American aristocratic blended family.
may soon be upon us.
You got any kids? I got kids.
MARY: I ain't been in a limo since '00.
SEMMI: Who do you think you are, Reem,
- Virgin? Not our Mary. - She ain't no virgin.
I do know smartphones.
Come through, Babar, my friend.
MARY: And my name is Mary. How you doing?
Ma, pack your bags, man. We out.
putting an end to decades of suffering for all our people.
(cheering)
- Very good. Very good! - (chuckling)