Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Been 30 years, and I still got ass ♪
I could sponsor-feed your scrawny ass.
IZZI: King Akeem.
Okay, this is going to sound stupid,
If you hire me, I won't let you down.
- (song ends) - (cheering)
when it comes to arranged marriages.
Let's rock.
to reduce our, uh... our what?
At any moment, a world leader can come
Let there be light.
LAVELLE: Yeah, you got something.
You and only you are the reason why I'm a prince.
Prince Lavelle Junson was seen fleeing with the royal groomer.
It's a gift.
Yeah, it will, Papa.
And King Akeem.
Your pride.
- (Mary clears throat) - Yes, continue.
going behind the king's back?
♪ The image and the style that you're used to ♪
And if you want to stay here in Queens and marry
when you are drunk and high,
Do it.
She's practically trained for it her whole life.
You know, he was here a little while ago
But don't worry, I never broke our oath
Uh, that's Jappa Joffer.
(Lavelle stammers)
and a crazy-ass general breathing down your neck.
- just like my father. - Jaffe Joffer.
- Yeah! - Hey, right here!
- No more surprises. - I promise.
I shall always do what is right for our family.
What did you say?
just as you have for your bride.
the birth of Jaffe Joffer.
And without using any animal by-products.
I'm hungry. I'm...
It couldn't be more perfect.
But he cannot know that you know who he is.
Let us begin.
I came with a gift for your new prince.
SAUL: Way down in the jungle deep,
put your hands together for Johan Dotson!
- LAVELLE: Hey. What's up? - MARY: What's up, fellas?
Presenting Lavelle Junson of Queens!
Yes. First attempt. Very brave.
There are a lot of other beds in this castle.
Month, tops.
He could've told me about this groomer.
Dig all that. Okay, now, where my people from Queens at?
Prince Akeem.
(soldiers grunt in unison)
what we do know is that he is a man.
about your bowel movements.
Babar, the magnificent one.
Good night, my sweet.
My prince.
Now there,
(choir singing in foreign language)
What is "uppity"?
Today!
I too wonder about my own stray bullets.
Y'all know my PlayStation ain't going nowhere.
CLARENCE: Hey! Mufasa!
Let us, let us go for a short break.
His life is far too worthless.
she urged me to go to her,
♪ Before my liver start to fail ♪
- Go on, son. - (Semmi choking)
I don't want to marry her.
Right now you are getting very in and out of my pocket.
Well...
I take it you are growing accustomed to a palace life.
AKEEM: And then, if memory serves,
Well, well, I was just thinking, since we're related,
so there were months where I didn't see
♪ If you want me, baby, here I am ♪
Girl, you is making a statement with that.
The queen.
Pepsi, the official soft drink of McDowell's Zamunda.
I would like nothing more than to help your country
Bastard child here. (laughs)
A new dawn had arised in Zamunda,
to prepare the way for the grandest creation of all,
- We are undercover Africans. - (women laughing)
This is your bastard.
Yes.
♪ Come and walk the yellow brick road ♪
It ends at 6:00.
(imitates James Brown): Hey!
♪ ♪
Semmi, perhaps you would like to spar with my daughters
(coughing)
Yes, I understand that expression more now.
(lively chatter)
He's trapped. I must save him.
I must be strong.
How can I make you a happy princess?
So wonderful to see you, General.
- MARY: Yes! - (excited chatter)
It's a damn lion.
He was nicer when he was a prince.
I told you he was gonna come back!
♪ ♪
What do you mean, only ten? Why is there only ten?
This is madness.
I've been a, uh...
No child support for 30 years, and you came back?
♪ Uh, oh, do me, baby ♪
(clicking tongue, groans)
♪ To be used at your discretion ♪
So you're saying Daddy never donated a building
And then it began to ram me.
♪ I'm coming to America ♪
Good morning.
Who you talking to? (grunting playfully)
I'm Totatsi Bibinyana.
Tomorrow is going to be a very long day.
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey-hey ♪
run in here from Zamunda...
I need some protein.
you sell 'em the upgrade at double the price.
♪ From Zamunda ♪
- (rapid drumbeat playing) - (crowd clapping rhythmically)
I mean, but you should, though, 'cause I kind of am.
Do I have your attention?
This is a house of God, isn't it?
Who the hell he think he talking to? Coming in here...
(Izzi laughing)
No. Nobody want to hear that on my birthday.
His death would make me smile!
I take my mama to get a McFlurby.
Yes, Meeka.
...so I suggest you mind your tongue!
(crowd cheering)
Thank you for your visit, General.
I have known him since he was a little elephant,
- (roaring) - (screaming)
I get it, I get it. A'ight.
in the barbaric land of Queens
Could I get two Crown Royals for me and my royal compadre?
,
It was oxy, and my mom took me.
It was a totally honest mistake that can happen to anyone
Good morning, Mother and Father.
That's what I'm talking about.
You gonna have to get out my chair talking that kind of shit.
- (men screaming) - Oh?
To have him take his rightful place on the throne.
Since when?
for my father's mistake.
It'll get you fired.
I only like redbone gals.
And on top of all that,
He actually kicked me in the ass.
♪ We are family ♪