Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was going to need to find someone

you know, I'm thinking, who am I

I will always do what is right for Zamunda.

- eaten by a lion! - I hope so!

Maybe he needs a nap.

...the most well-endowed man in Africa,

♪ To be loved ♪

♪ Ad-lib, I'm in the front row... ♪

the McDonald's lawyers came after me

My name is Mirembe.

MARY: Are you putting the candles on the cake?

(saxophone playing interlude)

Prince Lavelle is currently indisposed.

I will talk to Father alone.

of drawing the enemy out and ambushing him.

I did not know what to do.

♪ I'm coming... ♪

Inform General Izzi that I have retrieved my son from America.

- Oh, shit! - Oh, do not be alarmed.

I shall not be shamed by my two daughters.

When he died, no one ever smiled again.

♪ Oh, do me, baby. ♪

I have run off my own son.

with a man-eating lion?

for all of the shame and disappointment

CLARENCE: That's too much, man. You stepped over the line, now.

This hand-to-mouth shit, it's got to stop, all right?

So, in sales, it's called a bait and switch.

as magnificent as a palace ceremony.

Pops, uh, in the picture or...

Yeah, he ain't the king of this shop.

You ain't said nothing but a thing.

Exactly. We hadn't met yet. It's not like I cheated on you.

What the deal? What the deal?

♪ Sahara in the sky... ♪

It's just good old-fashioned grass.

♪ Is a son who can't have a son ♪

How y'all doing? Y'all so cute.

It was simple, and it made sense.

- And ram me and ram me, ramming and ramming! - (moans, laughs)

♪ Scope this, I was just thinkin' ♪

Throw things at me. It will make you happy.

♪ Hey, hey, hey-hey. ♪

Prince Akeem, follow the thunderbird.

And I have a child on the other side of the world.

- MAN: Zamunda! - (cheering)

SEMMI: Your father has sent for you.

Zamunda's my home.

♪ So, yo, world, I hope you're ready for me ♪

And I don't need no handout.

Is this a pious house of God?

LAVELLE: That's Hebbe Joffer.

Go, Uncle Reem!

(both chuckling)

who handed you your position.

You lied to me!

Your pawn just took a future queen,

Uh, s-sweet dreams, my sweet.

MARY: Thank you for the borrow.

Never again shall there be another surprise.

Zamundans, rise.

- (screams) - (grunting)

for the meeting of these two beautiful souls,

AKEEM: You will need the courage of all your ancestors...

I am going to mingle.

- You know that. - MARY: You know what? That's right.

And now, because of my stubbornness,

Well, I'll be damned! Look who done come up in here.

"My prince." I like that.

So, uh, just give me a chance, Mr. Duke.

Let's get hitched.

Snatching up this bastard boy from America

That thieving bitch.

you were looking for the perfect woman?

Nexdorian soldiers.

Well, I'll tell you what.

- Church of Holy Jubilation. - Thank you.

♪ To hear from each day ♪

- (shouts in foreign language) - (soldiers repeat shout)

♪ Love is sweet, oh... ♪

the chance to do that back home.

from her canine curse.

Why your mama so uppity?

- (raucous cheering) - Randy Watson in here?!

and I will look into his eyes, and if I see

Seeing you brings to mind

(girl yells fiercely)

There's nothing for us to talk about.

My condolences this day for your father, the king.

MIREMBE: But he believed that a man

in this boy's life since he was born.

- Let's cut. - MAN: Cutting.

I present to you Kareem Junson,

Be not the prince of Zamunda.

♪ I got Sexual Chocolate with me ♪

♪ What a mighty good king ♪

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

you got to be a husband and a father.

Look, I'm gonna hug you 'cause I'm a hugger.

What is not to understand?

foul-mouthed barbers

- Father, can we talk about this? - There is nothing to talk about.

You damn right you are.

While it is too early to determine

that not having a dominant male figure at home,

Ceremonial circumcision.

♪ I'll be gone on a flight with my own entourage ♪

Let them take a little bit off the top.

Yeah, 'cause he had to do that for the blacks.

- Hey, ho. - Oh. - MARY: That's right.

them long, sloppy titties y'all got in Africa.

Ah, I do believe he has gone

Good to see you, Totatsi.

- ♪ Royal ♪ - ♪ Royal ♪

in the languages of the modern world.

- (cheering) - (laughs) My man.

then you should wear this.

that was most tiresome, and I thought maybe, perhaps,

an overpriced rehab facility

You will be assassinated.

I'm only giving him an opportunity

When I introduced the McFlurby,

♪ Paul's Almond Joy ♪

REVEREND: All right.

♪ Lay your pretty body against a parking meter ♪

speaks her mind, including our daughter, then you just...

I mean, I've read a lot of studies that say

I-I don't know anybody who can work scissors like you.

waving their wallets, just hungry to buy something,

My permission is granted.

True love is the bedrock of my kingdom.