Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

that my offspring's genetic makeup has caused you.

(cheering, whooping)

Hey, I hear you got your boy back.

Yeah? (grunts excitedly)

What about you?

they got their coffeehouses and their dog parks,

(growling softly)

blackface photos of you from the office party.

- I raised that boy! - You ain't gonna

I can promise you there's gonna be some changes around here.

♪ Got the crowd gettin' hype all night, never lose, bruh ♪

you will come face-to-face with your Zamundan heritage.

♪ All the DJs want to feel my breast. ♪

And I'm the boss.

I know what I am to you!

- You obese American, you. - No. (stammers)

Prince Lavelle,

critical thinking and, more importantly, courage.

- ♪ Randy Watson's my name ♪ - Take us home.

LAVELLE: I just don't belong here.

We got to bust out of this bullshit, man.

- Who? - Scientists.

♪ Sumo, fat crib in the background ♪

- ♪ America ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪

(RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC STOPS)

(lively, rhythmic music playing)

Near that Chinese restaurant

Okay, go play now.

LAVELLE: Hold up. Hold up.

- (groaning, whimpering) - (Baba giggling)

This is bullshit.

This boy would not have been my first choice,

♪ Someone to kiss ♪

you know, I had to, uh, drop out to help with the rent.

You stay here and protect my family.

(saxophone playing interlude)

- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh... ♪

- Wait, Kendrick Lamar? - No.

(growling softly)

- I mean, have you seen a Zamundan movie? - Mm-mm.

- ♪ Don't need ice, we slide ♪ - ♪ We slide ♪

I was doing whatever it took.

(clears throat)

♪ Africa. ♪

- Wait, what? - Father.

Old Jar Jar Binks lookin' ass.

of the great Joffers who have come before you.

- ♪ Time ♪ - ♪ Not like apple pie, sweet ♪

- I would've cleaned up. - LAVELLE: Uh-huh.

♪ Oh, can you see ♪

Oh, wait, wait, we into overtime now.

Okay? You know we in another country.

I'll be right back.

♪ When all she wants to do is wrong ♪

Anybody could be a Nazi. You ever notice that, Prince?

♪ To be loved. ♪

And, Princess Omma,

- (laughs) - ♪ We're giving love ♪

(Izzi laughing)

touch a woman's body at your every whim.

- (crowd cheering) - (laughing)

Oh, see, that's where we part. I like my women Black.

LAVELLE: All right, y'all, what am I doing out here?

(both chuckling)

before the all-day shrimp ends at Sizzler's.

He does that from time to time to clear his mind.

the conqueror of countries and hearts...

at half off, so they come flocking,

Would you like to leave all this and go back to Queens?

to own businesses in Zamunda.

You're welcome.

MORGAN FREEMAN: In the beginning,

She took the royal jet.

- Do they say that? - Yeah, they say that.

- We got to go. - Right. Got that thing.

- ♪ Well, I won't tell no lie ♪ - ♪ We ♪

Ah, but I've not come with just words.

♪ We're together ♪

♪ A lover and a leader, other kings couldn't be him ♪

- Oh. - (crowd gasps, cheers)

and I'm bestowed with great power.

REEM: Ain't nothing happening.

And now... Salt-N-Pepa!

♪ Get off ♪

Really? When'd you figure that out?

Cut the candles in half.

♪ One, two, three, nah, little cutie ♪

(Izzi chuckles)

MAURICE: We are also celebrating

Lavelle Junson of Queens,

as a man, as a king,

I shall return to America

It is my potential bastard son.

Keep her as a prisoner

Pay attention to me. You know this song.

♪ Go big, go big ♪

but now they dress like the Best Buy Geek Squad

SAUL: It's gonna be the Nazis.

- Yes. - See where his hand at?

- (chuckling) - (camera clicking)

So, what, like, nothing over a 30% on Rotten Papayas?

Listen to me, young Jedi, okay?

SEMMI: I had had enough.

General Izzi, what a totally unexpected surprise.

♪ I'm a queen, I'm a queen, I'm a queen... ♪

Uh, Bopoto, what's your favorite movie?

You need to roll with it. This is a princely thing.

What do you think she would say to you now, son?

Has your daughter considered the proposal from my son?

It is my pride and my joy.

- So be it. (laughs) - And so it is. A'ight.

I'm looking for the good stuff, man.

I just want to look employable.

Of course I'm familiar with the Barbershop series.

Oh! That's a damn lion, bruh!

but the people of Zamunda have not.

- Father? - ♪ From Zamunda ♪

Sifo, don't mess with the sarin.

REEM: They still wear silk.

The best? That is, like,

- for bringing my favorite artist back to Africa... - (cheering)