Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I simply acted as my father and king has instructed.

What kind of man do you think he is?

There was blueface over the black...

(chuckling softly)

I just want to tell you that every Sunday

I was only trying to do what is right.

(laughs): I'm sorry.

- ♪ Yeah, ooh ♪ - ♪ What a king ♪

Yeah? Damn, I'm just trying to be like you.

I hear the trade routes have reopened between our nations.

♪ Get up, everybody, and sing ♪

♪ You plus me, what a ride ♪

LAVELLE: Come on.

He is my firstborn, my only son,

we are hearing... and I quote...

- Exactly. - But I've been a force

I don't know who you think you are,

♪ Take us instead ♪

To forget the princely test would be to spit in the faces

What I am saying is, when a person is drunk, they may say

When the white man move in,

But you got no idea what I'm talking about.

♪ So good, so good, so good ♪

- ♪ 'Cause I'm royal ♪ - ♪ Royal ♪

Oh, hell no, it ain't. It's a thunderbird.

uh, time-sensitive propositions.

He does... Y'all know I was a ho, though, right?

Take heart in your grief.

♪ Next ruler of this land ♪

Huh. (chuckles)

Tinashe, this is your bastard brother from America.

- (kick lands) - Ow! Shit!

- On my very first attempt. - Well...

When I am gone,

- Who is Benson? - Benson is you.

And it's all part of my lovely granddaughter's campaign

I hope he's not getting cold feet.

AKEEM: Well, look at us.

Cuzzo! Happy birthday!

Politically incorrect.

Lavelle Junson, do you take...

- Famine and Blood Diamond. - Nelson Mandela and Winnie.

♪ Sleepers gotta wake, I'm-a say it again ♪

(off-key): ♪ Everyone can see ♪

♪ She's your ♪

Enough of this.

Trust me, don't look back!

♪ He's leaving ♪

I intend to find my bride.

- In the building! - We in Zamunda!

that's good enough.

- I believe I have it now. - Don't hurt nobody.

Come now, Father. Everything is going to be...

Suck in your stomach and walk thusly.

♪ I got Sexual Chocolate with me ♪

my royal consigliere.

♪ When you're away ♪

Hey, um, I don't mean to interrupt,

Don't use white voice.

Much has changed in Queens.

♪ What a mighty good king ♪

Ain't nobody gonna hire you over all these

♪ Go big, go big. ♪

My firstborn child and my only son.

Behold! Prince Akeem in his natural element,

Fighting is not for pretty girls and princesses.

We do that in Queens.

and I want to tear you apart.

cowering at the mercy of the women in his life.

To find someone that I connected with on every level.

(Mirembe sighs)

Oh, boy, yeah, that might... he might be.

Oh, my God, please. My father is Mr. Duke.

Where are my people from Zamunda at?

What do you like?

I mean, the McFlurby is nothing like the McFlurry.

You gots a son.

- (murmuring) - Mary. Mary. - LAVELLE: Yo, Mom, for real,

This is bull shit

- Let's go get drunk. - What?

- Hey. - What say you, brother?

- ♪ Life's about family ♪ - Amen.

(cheering and applause)

Ain't that the same brother?

And what about your sisters?

- (laughs) - ♪ We are family ♪

An army retreats with the sole intention

To be honest, it wasn't a great look on you.

♪ Wa... hoo ♪

We are going back to America.

When I told my mother that my true love was my Queen Lisa,

- Feel his presence? - Yes, Father.

Hey, baby, happy birthday!

and teach them some combinations.

For more on this, we are joined by Semmi.

♪ Fakers gonna fake, breakers gonna break ♪

Y'all look good tonight.

who am I to stand in his way?

Hey, it's Kunta Kinte and Ebola.

In one of them Fashion Nova dresses.

Your brownstone ain't worth no ten million.

my daughter, Bopoto!

- And his father before him. - Jappa Joffer.

BABA: I seen it

It's everything that comes with it. Hmm?

You know, I went to boarding school,

So, Lavelle, what did you do in Queens

I-I was not handed anything.

♪ Measuring my shoe size, you gonna need a ruler ♪

MIREMBE: He flew across the sea

She offered me some of her ceremonial herbs.

Then he must come back to Zamunda

But if this is something that Lavelle desires,

And Daddy never had to sneak you into

AKEEM: There is but one test that remains:

Play with your grenades and your Kalashnikov.

- You look beautiful. - Thank you.

but I'm-a tell you who I am, man.

- LAVELLE: Goddamn! - (laughing)