Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I said there is nothing to talk about.

Clench your backside.

flying across the world without my mother.

And you forgot.

So you have to stay strong.

Prepare the royal jet.

So it's going to be this guy?

Right now I could rip a new ass in that kid.

♪ We got the moves, hey ♪

who founded Duke & Duke.

- (barking) - (gasping)

My favorite spin-off is the one with Queen Latifah.

♪ She dey wear designer ♪

Sell 'em at full freight until tip-off.

Go dance. Shake your booties off.

We are gathered here today

(stammering): This is a joke, 'cause I know

that you were with, the...

What the hell is going on here?

- (exhales sharply) - Do you think that not having

♪ Let your soul glow... ♪

arouse my intellect as well as my loins.

So, please excuse my intrusion. Carry on, please.

judging by the smile on your face.

uh, maybe that we could share a couple of...

Is-is there a business that you want to start?

some extra material to make it fit.

- Wow. - The great one!

We put our toppings on the bottom.

♪ Feel the rush of platinum and gold in America ♪

Using me as a chess pawn, right?

- ♪ I don't walk, I glide ♪ - ♪ Glide ♪

♪ In a family dose, whoo ♪

♪ Take us on that midnight train ♪

No, don't do that. That's his mother.

Are you a fool?

And come to find out, he's a king.

Someone who knew where I was coming from

is to walk with a stick up my ass or get myself killed.

Hey, I got five... Hey, I got five tickets

I will not continue to be jerked around

(wheezing laugh)

(rhythmic drumbeat playing)

("Go Big" by YG playing)

And that is why I've issued a decree to Baba.

I suppose life here ain't too bad.

that my pops would show up and take

♪ Get up, everybody, and sing. ♪

I should've been selling it.

you gonna go from royal ass kisser

- What? - (Mary and Lavelle laughing)

♪ Oh, yes, he is... ♪

from getting my, uh, business degree,

- Oh! - ALL: Good morning, my prince.

- (shouting) - Queens!

REVEREND BROWN (singsongy): Amen.

(singsongy, echoing): Princey.

(sirens whooping in distance)

Uh, Lavelle, uh, Princess Tinashe.

and is prepared to marry my daughter.

Remember who you are.

It is spineless!

(upbeat drumbeat playing)

We love it here, right?

Let me have some of your finest drink.

aka Uncle Reem,

- Oh, I get it. - Of course you get it.

I want a woman so Black,

- and beat your... - AKEEM: Mary, Mary, if our son

(song continues in distance)

I suggest you find another one.

I hereby crown you

Forgive an old fool.

leading a very strange ceremony in black socks.

Kiss my ass, Calvin.

And what about Prince Lavelle?

It's not so much the crown that is so heavy.

It is time for umbajuntoo.

How you doing? Hey, ladies.

- (lights buzzing) - ♪ Hallelu... ♪

as a sign to attack the weak one.

and now my eyes are open,

- ♪ Amen ♪ - Randy Watson.

I was successful my first time,

is this dude my father?

But, Lavelle...

Who could be better than Diana Ross? Tell me!

♪ Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump ♪

- Yes. - So be a prince.

And he beat that meshuggener Conor McGregor, the Irishman.

31 candles. I need 31 candles on that cake.

- Two times. - (drum and bass play two beats)

- ♪ I don't blame him, he tried ♪ - ♪ Tried ♪

wants to be married in this glorious house of...

♪ Is your chance to do the Hump ♪

this is your bastard brother from America.

must walk his own path and follow his heart.

I know this isn't exactly the wedding you've always imagined.

♪ On that midnight train ♪

that I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with.

to one day have my own barbershop.

Potato, papaya.

♪ Hey, hey ♪

- Fine! Fine! - Fine!

(coughs) Pepsi.

(vocalizing) ♪ To do what I want... ♪

Soon, Nexdorian warriors will assassinate me.

and now he is a father, as well.

My apologies, General.

But you are right.

♪ Say, can you see ♪

but I know true love.

We are only offering to take Lavelle back to Zamunda.

(moans, passes gas)

For our family or for Zamunda?

CLARENCE: Floyd "Money" Mayweather ain't shit!

♪ Hey, hey ♪

I'm well-versed in emerging trends.

You know, Mirembe, my royal barber,

the world changed forever.

He scalp tickets down at Madison Square Garden.

Oh, okay, King. (chuckles)

I make him a prince, I give him a chance to finally

A machete? A rocket launcher? What you got?

to get you into an Ivy League school?

- Family?! Let me tell you something! - Oh! (stammers)

FREEMAN: But today,

30 years of service to our great nation

You know something? Then I will.