Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You really think I'm gonna fail, don't you?

If you had married her, our countries would be united,

(laughs) like a chess pawn?

MORRIS: I bet they could fix

Legend has it he could speak to animals,

You might want to look for a promo code.

- You keep talking slick... - G-Gentlemen.

- (band playing "We Are Family") - (excited shouting)

born in America...

(singsongy): Got the whiskers.

Hey, what is this, velvet?

Well, this is fair.

♪ To be loved, to be loved ♪

Those hungry babies with the flies on their face.

Stars, planets,

♪ What a king, what a king, what a king ♪

♪ For your direction ♪

(chuckling): Oh.

♪ A queen who'll do whatever ♪

(both laughing)

their best teacher, Your Majesty.

...Sexual Chocolate!

Lavelle, you cannot do this.

I used to quite enjoy mopping.

(Mirembe clears throat)

REEM: Yeah, well, I eat a lot of fried food,

♪ My name is Peaches, and I'm the best ♪

- Oh, he's a king now. - A king?

♪ Get up, everybody, and sing ♪

to put your hands together for Randy Watson!

I was hoping you would put a stem on an apple of your own.

Are you familiar with the Barbershop series?

("I'm a King" by Bobby Sessions and Megan Thee Stallion playing)

- (drumbeat stops) - IZZI: I would like to

- ♪ Royal ♪ - ♪ Royal ♪

Now look at she.

- LAVELLE: Oh, my goodness! - MARY: Hashtag "family"!

and customs, the way that they do stuff.

You are not strong or ruthless as I am.

And the only way to meet his expectations

You are a son of Zamunda.

How long have you felt that way? You know how itchy this is?

It will take you to your boy.

Why couldn't it be you, Semmi?

But you really don't have to, girls.

Zamunda can only afford so much.

♪ A Michael B. body with a Denzel face ♪

but, Mutombo, do you mind if I have a minute with her?

I don't even know why they call it "all-day."

(feedback squeals)

Whatever business you'd like to start.

MEEKA: Nexdoria is our greatest threat.

Oh, yeah, I got a royal barber, and she hooked me up.

♪ Get up, everybody, and sing ♪

If "pious" means cheap, well, then you right.

♪ Ain't nothing move if they ain't got me, ay ♪

♪ Hey-hey, hey-hey ♪

Where is the ceremony?

Your guy, uh, Neil deGrasse Tyson.

- Jakoof Joffer. - Jujkoof...

but as you know, my father still breathes.

But you don't have one.

before you found out you were a prince?

You are the king of your own castle.

♪ What a mighty good king. ♪

- She have gambling issues or... - No, man.

- (playing rhythmic beat) - (chanting in foreign language)

- 'Cause I was giving it away, for sure. - AKEEM: Mary.

Oh, hey, baby's daddy king. (chuckles)

- (kicks) - (hawks, spits)

of a son you barely even know is foolish.

♪ Just let me state for the record ♪

That is what we will do.

(dramatic news theme plays)

Good morning, Zamunda...!

It's all good, little sis. All good.

GLADYS KNIGHT: ♪ He's leaving... ♪

Wh-Whatever his name is, he beat that boy ass, Clarence.

That is my oath to you,

make something of himself, and this is how he repays me!

and peaceful time for us old heads.

I was schooling this boy on the streets of Queens.

My hair is on point.

I'm your uncle.

Nazis are back,

But every prince... (sighs)

♪ I'm coming to America ♪

♪ We got the moves ♪

(thunder crashes)

Once again, I apologize to you

If my family were to ever find out about this...

- to royal ass wiper. - No, no.

- No. - Jumpin' Jack Flash Joffer.

and I get that, but ain't my fault

What is wrong with the one you have now?

Mitt-Romney-looking-ass shmiggas.

'Cause you a princess.

The princely test has three parts.

Oh, here we go.

AKEEM: Today, we celebrate

It is our anniversary.

♪ Completely free ♪

Okay? He's the wind beneath my wings.

but instead, you push our daughter aside,

You have a son, Akeem.

I'm sure he's destined for greatness.

- Precious head of hair. Okay. All right. - Yes.

Get some rest, my son.

Cleo, thank you.

JAFFE JOFFER: Semmi!

♪ He's a mighty, mighty good king... ♪

- Hi. How y'all doing? - This is Mary.

- MIREMBE: Well, there are certain disadvantages. - Uh-huh.

I'm trying to rouse the lion.

Lisa McDowell of Queens.

should be spectacular.