Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(Babar trumpeting)

What happened to you, Akeem?

Oh, that's right. Ooh!

This-this ain't my way, Mirembe.

It's your nephew's birthday.

He beat that Filipino boy ass.

Failed him as a father.

Zamunda needs you.

♪ Before cassava start to hail ♪

(imitating birdcall)

I know you gonna want this back.

- Lavelle Junson. - ...Lavelle Junson,

But not the murder kind.

Palace life for me.

MAURICE: Beautiful, leafy taste.

Now, I will find this bastard of Queens,

Like, be for real... what's up with that?

I will make you a happy prince.

♪ Oh, please don't leave us ♪

♪ I got Sexual Chocolate with me... ♪

- Limo? We got a limo, man. - What's that? Limo!

This doesn't feel right.

The ones atop your head, sir.

He is our king.

And one might say I was looking for myself, as well.

including making babies

Cease-and-desist letters, copyright infringement.

- Mary J. Blige. - No.

on a Tuesday afternoon.

You just completed the final princely test,

I have no time to listen to your stories

♪ That we have in this life ♪

I did not come here for money.

WOMAN: Thank you.

It is my daughters that teach me

What did you just say about the other men?

I have just discovered that I may have a bastard son

- Umbajuntoo! - CROWD: Umbajuntoo!

Hey, for real, just... cut this off, all right?

People didn't even (bleep)... Wait a minute.

(drumbeat stops)

You go put some purple on that ho!

My son has been without a father for far too long.

The king pays no child support.

but then my mom got laid off, and, uh,

- Wait. - SEMMI: My mistake.

♪ I look funny, but, yo, I'm making money, see ♪

♪ In, baby, who knows how long ♪

He's my cousin. He's also my inspiration.

we have tried to help Nexdoria many times.

I've been ruled by fear for far too long.

A home that we can build together.

- Yo, well, why don't you go? - Make me.

Just big house cats?

- (screaming) - (roaring)

that King Akeem has a son.

Vacations were canceled.

the most handsome of all the Joffers.

Let him pass. Move.

Surely, the royal bathers have cleansed you thoroughly,

It is most urgent that I find him.

I am the ruler of this land.

- What's a Sizzler? - It's nothing.

- That's my thing. - (laughing)

♪ Of his own ♪

All right, all right.

me and my mom away to a whole new life.

- Lavelle, my son... - Don't "son" me!

with a fine little, pretty African thing. Wasn't she fine?

♪ Hey-hey. ♪

Oh, I wasn't doing that much, you know what I mean?

- (roars) - No.

(urgent chatter)

they in my room right now, and they just offered to bathe me.

Freddy just keep on spreading that beautiful glow Captain air pro beacons ! F L Flooring has you shall acked from floor - a - hair point

Please, allow me to reintroduce

Only when you can retrieve the whiskers from a resting lion

I have been preparing my whole life

It's a party over here!

since the last time I was tended to by the royal bathers.

You're standing on my goddamn feet!"

I noticed here, under education, that...

of keeping our identity a secret.

It is the boy's birthright.

and loyal son of Zamunda.

It came and jumped into my lap.

Come on, Middle Tennessee State.

♪ I got Sexual Chocolate with me ♪

And who told you you could go through my closet?

right now at this moment.

I told her she could start right now, she was so fine.

Oh, shut up, Semmi!

Hey, don't be putting the money in my hand all rough.

at my sister's last week and make an emergency dump.

Are you trying to say I'm out of pocket?

I spoiled you, my son.

Good morning, Your Royal Highness.

- Bark like a dog. - (barking)

♪ I'm coming to America ♪

♪ Boss moves like Hov, face on his own money ♪

You are willing to sacrifice what is most sacred.

retrieving the whiskers from a lion.

(lion purring softly)

I mean, what about all your stuff?

You were supposed to change things.

♪ They tell me it's the land of the free... ♪

- ♪ Life's about love ♪ - And life's about family.

I do not think that he and Meeka will ever happen.

Imani, always a pleasure.

Are you serious?

General Izzi, we have just been informed

♪ They say that you ain't you-know-what ♪

I wanted to get me one of them flat-screen TVs.

is foreign to my kingdom, but it is impressive.

And how is my father today?

♪ Up, up, up, up ♪

Is that our biggest difference?

- I will do no such thing. - Please, g-gent...

Good night, Zamunda!

To a whole damn country.

Y'all was doing that little weak pickup game.

30 years ago, you left my sister at the altar.

It is not fair for me to blame you

♪ Someone to miss ♪

but what can I do?

- Hey, ho. - LAVELLE: Oh, no, no, no, no.

(choir vocalizing)