Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's like a constellation on your face.

Then I was gonna say, "it's a good day to be gay."

They're just jealous.

That's change we can believe in.

What do you got for me there?

Chemistry... sexy.

You think I'm too old to make monkeyshines at a picture show?

at her shotgun wedding to star-burns.

You're swearing?

In my mind, it... it stands for "God."

all over your debate/make-out partner.

I do need new golf balls this quickly

it's perfectly normal for women

It can't be controlled, right?

And what about respecting me as an adult and as a friend?

Come on. I'm younger than the three of you put together.

Dude, even I know you're lame,

Try not dating your friend's ex-boyfriend.

It’s messed up that Amazon knows

Yeah, well some things are more connected than others,

Sorry it took me so long.

I must have missed that.

You're a genius.

Oh, what's up, dude? Yeah.

and you say, "I'd like to slap

Change? Time to change the channel.

when their parents are...

It is the year 2006 AD,