Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- It was strategic and joyless. - What?

Kickpuncher, starring don "the demon" Donaldson

Vaughn, you remember Troy.

I thought he was trying to hold my hand,

Who's ready for some kickpunching?

Creepier and creepier dudes will start thinking of her

Well, I was just warming up tonight.

I don't really know Joseph Prusa

Oh, wait, never mind. It's too late.

He never wears a shirt. He never wears shoes.

I'll wait if you want to serve beverages.

Why are we even talking about this?

Shirley, that was good.

Oh, yeah, you didn't hear it from us.

I have the spookiest boner.

she only had eyes for Troy.

we'll just drive her further into his hemp-braceleted arms.

and a nervous breakdown ending with her running

You all sicken me!

I did eat all the macaroni.

He just stood there and... and watched him die.

He'll never think of me that way.

"This Problem Won't Respond To Tap Dancing"

She had braces and acne and a pill addiction

I have good taste.

You know, it's nice to have a girlfriend

to watch kickpuncher 2: Codename Punchkicker.

I need Phyllis Diller-grade stuff.