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You can wear any color you want.
so why don't you take the car?
* Birds can do it We can do it *
I was running out of stuff to talk about.
Take it to her.
His name is Moose, if you're referring to him. I'm George.
Oh! Not the F word, pimento.
Oh, no, it's okay.
I'm like a third wheel.
I know heart disease is a big issue for women,
Come on, buddy, live!
Good night. Good night. Nice meeting you.
I don't have money for a pizza.
I did not. And I would tell you if I did.
The rules are you're supposed to tell me
Janoary 15, 2007
I'm owning it.
if you'll consider going out with me,
So what did you think?
But you were out on a date. What do you care?
You're my girlfriend. I want to be out with my girlfriend.
He just did that
How do you know?
I thought it would be nice if I had a condom in my purse
but hey, I'm looking forward to my first date
Please, just go. It's a Friday night.
You can never tell you will fall in love with whom.
Janoary 23, 2007
Oh, wait a minute.
No. Not gay.
You need a friend.
I don't mind failing if we try first
Wait. What's going on? Something's going on.
No. Me, either.
Where's that one?
Hello.
There's something to tell?
12 months of me. That was September.
Uh, good night.
It's a compliment.
Did you want to order dessert, coffee?
but I'm madly in love with my wife.
Ben would do that.
but she has to bring Robbie home.
Apparently not.
I had a really nice time.
partly because he wasn't neutered and partly because