Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're doing things that no other pair would dare to do.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

♪ What you gonna do with all that junk All that junk inside my trunk ♪

A move so revolutionary, so dangerous

Hey…yikes…sorry

Caleb, it's me, Mitch.

Second show's almost three-quarters full.

Nice choice, Coach.

♪ Tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la We sing a grublet song ♪

to flip this sport inside out.

I don't know, sis. Those two are nothing but a couple of freaks.

Let them get it out. Let them get it out.

Hey, Chazz. Come on.

No! Don't do it! I was wrong! It's suicide!

now taking the ice.

Chazz, would you like to start the day off by sharing?

Don't touch me. Nobody touches me.

Sapience Is a Freight Train from Hell

You know, you just caught me getting out of the shower.

Mr Michael Michaels,

if you weren't so goddamn beautiful out there.

and now you need to bite it.

Could one of you all pass me a biscuit?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

The gold medal has been won by Jimmy and Chazz,

to nurturing athletically advanced human orphans.

God, I have to do everything in this family.

But I learned something here today.

At least you did the honourable thing.

No refunds will be given.

Boom! We sure did.

Look, what happened back there, so not a big deal.

A serious stumble in an otherwise perfect routine.

Hi. I'm sorry I'm late. I was

And she is not a whore.

8:00 tonight. That sounds great.

You smell like Urine A LOT?

Technique doesn't get you 18 medals

but don't even look at the Verticoli.

So, what's that one with the horse?

like a stack of classic Euro porn.

Hey, guys, you're amazing.

No, you got it all wrong.

I am never satisfied! (Aka happy) It’s a curse.

Chazz Michael Michaels has come in here and captivated this arena

Hi. It's Jimmy MacElroy. Is Katie there?

All right, not bad, not bad. As long as that 5.8 doesn't kill us.

- I'll call you! - ...the judges' scores are:

and it was cold and everyone had guns and smelled like soup.

Out on the ice in an ice rink.

I'm gonna have to cut your pants off.

that a buddy of mine let me flood with a garden hose.

Legally, I'm disowning you.

This must be for you.

You're gonna need those later. Now, come on.

Really? So, what's that one about?

I was on quaaludes I don't even remember benchmarking

Hey, everyone! This is Gary, the squirrel.

- I think I broke my ankle. - What?

I was on quaaludes I don't even remember benchmarking

I have no idea where I came up with it

That's how much you mean to me.

You can still compete in pairs skating.

Well, then, in that case, it's good for my back,

toe ek jou fotos sien

You’re high…

He's been staring at a pack of gum for nine hours. What'd you do to him?

I WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR CRAP LOUSY FACE

- I can't do that. It's crazy. - It's not crazy.

Please don't encourage them. Come on.

This ends tonight.

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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I don’t wanna fall asleep Cos I miss you Jimmy…

I wanted it badly, so I developed a move.

I am never satisfied. It's a curse.

He is a child of privilege.

"I've had lint at the top of my ass crack

The honourable thing is to walk away and that is exactly what I'm doing.

It's time for a fresh start.

Bring them by the dance studio tomorrow.

Chazz Michael Michaels, an ice-devouring sex tornado.

I don't know how to turn it on. Thank you.

I don't care if they win. I don't care about skating at all.

Chazz Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy are figure skating. Boom!

You're under arrest for the desecration of an international icon.

My life was nothing but focus.

I know that sex, I know that sex addiction is a disease.

All right, Stranz. Time for a little Chazzle Dazzle.

I've been friends with him forever,

You gotta be careful, man. Unlike you, I actually use these things.

Come on, pick up. Come on, buddy.

All right, gentlemen, waltz position.

Hey, John Boy, it’s not what it looks like.

You bet your ass it does.

Does that look right to you

Oh, really? I like your glitter-tooth necklace thing.

No way. The girl's goes on top.

No reason. I was just wondering how it went. Did it go well?

Step aside, home school. There's a new Supportman in town.

FANTASY FOOTBALL IS LIKE A CRUEL BITCH MOTHER

Damn it, Stranz.

the globe's finest athletes arrive to compete & to revel in the glory that is sport

- And where's the warm-down room? - We don't have any of that.

Zork Grand Inquisitor

No, you have to be sexy.

Fans, friends, esteemed members of the committee,

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove