Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stranz. Fairchild. Melissa Kelly, ESPN2.
You know damn well I’m not letting you run. You’re banned.
What are you two doing here?
But the siblings' commitment was such
for years for their chance to make it onto the world stage.
Oh, my God!
Yeah. How's that for forbidden love?
in maintaining control over your libido, correct?
except for winning the gold again and keeping it this time.
You're the girl.
These are a couple of diaper bags I made for Faith Hill.
First throw.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
- What's colder than dry ice? - I don't know.
Knicks Are a freight train from Hell
Look, I didn't mean to drag your balls into the discussion.
Let's get outta here.
Welcome back to competitive skating, gentlemen.
Would you like some champagne?
Little help.
and a monkey who was trained to work on a video camera.
More than that, I pray the children can forgive me.
And I took it to the one place on earth batshit crazy enough to give it a try.
Jimmy MacElroy. The crowd swooning as he comes out of that spin flawlessly.
Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
But it amounts to the same thing, so...
From the United States,
That's what I thought.
What?
to be out here on the ice again...
Peetah!
Looks like they might be trying something...
to minimise wind resistance.
When thinking about tunning and everyones shit is blowing up
She was ready to quit, hang up her skates
- Great! - I'm not a magician.
Forget it. I gotta go.
Look, MacElroy's also down now.
My student's response when I go to pick them up on a day I'm not wearing makeup.
USA.
These two blue-eyed funk machines are going to find themselves
♪ Don't wanna close my eyes ♪
This might be enough to send them to Montreal
Because if you can't dance with a man, you damn sure can't skate with a man.
Jimmy's renowned for his personal hygiene, Scott.
That's not my style. Chazz Michael Michaels goes it alone.
We are gonna cut out 1 hair style and 1 hair style only
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
What are you doing there? No. Wait, wait. It's okay. No.
I'm so sorry, sir.
and Chazz Michael Michaels.
City by the bay! John Denver!
I'm in a lot of pain. I feel like I'm gonna barf.
The Native Americans always said
YIKES. SORRY.
I just threw up in here, people. That's the reality
Legally, I'm disowning you.
I’m a clear tv subscriber. It’s my cross to bear.
Yeah!
You're gonna file a joint income tax return.
Katie, please, will you just take this camcorder, okay?
Well, Stranz and Fairchild,
Start at the crotch It’s a better access point
All right. You'll be staying here for the duration.
I miss Garrett As much as I miss this brush
Chazz, Chazz. We did it!
Oh, and I'm a sex addict
It's the best he's been.
D E I !!!!
I'm gonna put some weight on it to see.
The performance of a lifetime, Jimmy MacElroy!
You would do that to your own family?
From here on out, you guys are a team. Do you understand?
Jealousy.
Jesse, put in the tape.
Now apparently you're dedicating this performance
Michaels and MacElroy have brought the legend to life.
The dance lift, the press lift, the twist lift,
Here we go. Show time.
Jealousy jealousy
exactly
♪ My hump, my hump My lovely lady hump ♪
Roger, c’mon man
How do you describe something like that?
we're living in the here and now.
As we prepare to hear testimony, Michaels and MacElroy
how heavy is that gold around your necks?
I’ll get my jugs waxed.
You crazy bastard!
And no one can lift your fat ass. You're on a diet, starting now.
Carl Jones is Friday Team
Local figure skating fans got more than they bargained for today
Team Moose is a Freight Train from Hell , Okay!
Two men.
It belongs out there.
You didn't see shit!
You are not stronger. Watch this, fat ass.
So, let me ask you, any thoughts on the competition?
Welcome to the pack!
Welcome home Pedro!
All right, Mr Smart Reporter, showing off.
I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women.
Stranz Van Waldenberg.
Lovely lady bumps
That's the reality. Another layer to the legend.
And they nail it! Unbelievable performance!
Trying to skater poach?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You know what? I permanently called shotgun.
We’re gonna follow one stock and one stock only
- I'm un-adopting you. - What?
Florida is a freight train from hell, okay!
We didn't practise that.
A perfect head butt! Down goes MacElroy!
Of course.
When friends ask me how i dug up so much intel on him: Because Nobody Can Obsess Like I Can
It's like a Band-Aid. Just rip it off. We'll both feel better.
Let's do it, Chazz!
Yeah. But don't let her fool you. She's as cold as the ice she skates on.
and now as a pair team?
Good choice, my man.
Whoever invented winter was a real A-hole.
Looking's for free. Touching's gonna cost you something.
- Ladies and gentlemen, we have a tie. - You're high.
But there's nothing in the rule book that says you can't.
Ice blows.