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PDX Timbies Are a freight train from hell
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Really? I thought my landing was all bad...
Didn't you once say, and I quote,
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Indeed. I think it's worth noting,
Okay. Break it down. Show me what you got.
And all they're doing is just leeching the dignity out of our beloved sport.
Not Oksana Baiul?
No other pair in the world could do this!
So, Katie, it looks like your date went really well the other night, huh?
I know more than you think I know.
I would fire you
Completely different skaters, known to be enemies of one another,
This one cost me $12,000 or 30 million lira.
That's why I floored you in '02 and the spring of '99.
5.9, 5.9, 6.0...
Lookin is for free Touchin’s gonna cost ya something
Turned out well.
It's like these two men did beam in from outer space,
Communism!
Just thought you'd like to see what a skater's body really looks like.
- Get out of my face. - I'll get inside your face.
Your whole family's evil! Your brother.
Oof that's lame
I wanna wear the gold medal, naked.
I'll get yours, Jimmy.
so might as well try it.
- Wait. Why? - Because you whine like one!
An absolutely seamless use of props integrated into choreography,
- I am figure skating. - Stop it!
Well, here's a new quote for you, all right?
Why, Stranz?
A Mr Roboto to start the routine.
are gonna win these judges over.
Sorry.
Checking out my ink?
I hate you.
- Nothing happened! - Jimmy!
Chazz taught me some stuff.
Now you're getting stoned with the Woodland Fairies.
It's Gary. What are you doing?
one song only. Lady Hump by the Black Eyed Peas.
Absolutely. I have the best fans in the world.
What’s colder than Black Ice?
Why would we step in baby food?
But what? How's the partner search coming, kid?
History in the making.
6
Flawless. Just textbook perfection.
It's embarrassing stalking a has-been, you know what I mean?
Jimmy! Has pairs skating helped your popularity?
it’s provocative. It gets the people going!
- Yeah. God, that burns. - Oh, yeah?
Just when you think you've seen it all,
It was a man and a woman, that's why it didn't work.
Scene of the crime
Zip it Chazz! Zip it or I'll punch you in your crap lousy face!
Yes. Absolutely hammered.
I had so many lawyers work on so many appeals.
Are you Great yet? No. But this oughta do it.
Great! Press loves them, and now so do the sponsors.
Zach when Kim is demanding more hours: "Bring it on! Let it rain down on me!"
Wait, Coach!
Let me show you something Does that look right to you
That's lame.
We’re Going To Dayton Bitch
Once a breeder of some of the most successful racehorses in the world,
and they made an improper left-hand turn.
Oh, yeah. He was here a minute ago.
All the endorsements, everything gone.
"with more personality than that Daddy's boy." End quote.
And what does a new gold medal mean for you?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Maybe if you released me at that quarter-turn,
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
NO CHARNIE DON'T GO WE LOVE YOU AND STUFF
- Let's kick some ice. - Okay.
will be given a chance to defend their actions at Stockholm...
And Gary said I've got a 3rd Ball
I am nothin
Step aside, home school. There's a new Chop in town.
Especially not a dude.
Why don't you come to my room tonight and we can comfort each other?
This was my favourite place growing up.
I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.
You figured out how to work the Google on the Internet machine
- She's gonna hear you. - Get back on the phone. Say, "Shower?
Hump
I'm just a man, for God's sake.
My nut-sack!
To dream
matching crotch luggage?
Guys, maybe, maybe if you concentrate on the skating
Jimmy, you did it! The gold medal, baby! You did it!
We are forced to take Michaels and MacElroy out of play, no matter what.
And there it is.
She'll seduce you with chocolates and roses
"For a lustrous coat." Does this actually work?
Oh, sweet Jesus.