Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, my God, you've bagged a wild lynx.
But, Chazz, you realise this would just set you back
Theirs seemed to be a charmed life until March 14th, 1987
you know the one that looks like Elvis?
Jimmy!
Mitch don’t go, we love you and stuff
You guys were so good at Nationals, it scared my brother and sister.
He was plucked from an orphanage at age four
And I moved to the Ukraine
No. Dreams are in your sleep.
Go on! Fit them together!
That Blonde Chick's A Dude? Oh, Man
- Really? - We're gonna skate to one song,
THE CUBS ARE A FREIGHT TRAIN FROM HELL
and Fried Green Tomatoes.
"They're hard, all right. But it's worth it to get a sweet burn deep in your thigh."
matching crotch luggage?
Thank you Denver! City by the bay! John Denver!
looking's for free touching's gonna cost you something
You've been practising.
Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg,
You and Father are sad that you were killed
Jimmy, I never told you this before, but I used to coach pairs.
You guys are up.
Rich don’t go we love you and stuff
Are you trying to skater poach?
I had my face painted at the Blueberry Festival one year.
Come on, Allison, don't go. We love you and stuff.
Scott, this may be solid gold but to us it's lighter than air
Skaters to the ice.
He just, he loves food.
James MacElroy and Charles Michael Michaels,
The anxiety was palpable when they arrived this morning
You an official here?
Because nobody can obsess like I can.
And used properly, they can slay your opponent.
- You tapped that? - Sure did.
THROW ME SOME CHICKEN!
So call me back now!
"You know how you can soothe a nasty burn?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
WORKPLACE STRATEGY FOR DUMMIES
Probably not.
Well, she was my yoga instructor.
Wow.
Come on.
Chazz!
- Chazz, fill this out. - No.
The world turns its eyes now to this frozen sanctuary
the globe's finest athletes arrive to compete and to revel in the glory that is sport
Papa?
JV IS GLYDERZ
Capture the... I love it. Where'd you come up with that?
Oh
- I won't hurt you. - I'm coming for you, Chazz!
Thank you.
Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark, we let down the Funky Bunch.
Look, it's up to us, okay?
Let me show you something. Does that look right to you?
They're going for the Iron Lotus, in reverse.
One guy, you put your, just...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
"My Blonde Ukrainian She-Devil."
It's the first time they've shown them any level of support.
Your partner's not here in 30 seconds, I have to disqualify you.
Jimmy MacElroy?
Okay. That's a start. That is a start.
You stood your ground. Good for you. We respect that.
Yeah.
It’s ok, it’s my cross to bear
You are going to pee together.
Do you look at yourself?
- Maybe I will. - Maybe you should.
- Twin dongs? - Exactly.
I can skate in the Wintersport Games again.
We’re gonna golf one way and one way only Scramble my easy little scramble
I wasn't sure I'd ever forget it.
Me when they ask about my best friend
Does that look right to you???
‘G et out of my FaceTime !’ ‘I’ll get inside your FaceTime!’
- Bunk beds? - I don't share rooms.
You look so good. Oh, my gosh.
It gets the people going.
Manny, come on, man!
Fat ass?
So that the Lone Wolf never has to be alone again.
Fine. "Make love." Whatever.
You're welcome, Mo.
Florida is a freight train from hell, okay!?
We love you Paolo
What’s that got that no one else does? Twin Dongs!
And more sparks! Look at the athleticism here!
I could hold it all day long. Try me.
- You smell like urine. - A lot?
I never had a father, okay?
And how is this going to work?
Hey, yikes. Sorry.
If you weren't so goddamn beautiul our there...
I could not love a human baby as much as I love this website
My brother and sister blame me for their death
the gold standard of pairs figure skating.
And women's skating champion...
Tessa, don’t go. We love you and stuff.
We've been skating for two and a half years.
He couldn't skate any better than that.
Say you want a snow boner. Snow boner.
That's all right. Let's not let them get into our heads.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
I am never happy or awake! It’s a curse.
that it would have catapulted the team that stuck it straight to the top.
You mean Katie Van Waldenberg?
Yes!
No, I'm stronger and don't have a vagina.
You kind of have to be down here right now
You think you're so tough. Huh? I'm not fat. I can do this.
Hope you brought your silver polish, 'cause that was gold.
Whoever invented produce bags was a real a-hole
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Michaels and MacElroy are a freight train from hell, okay?
Touching's gonna cost you something.
Would you just shut up? You don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, my gosh.
and his favourite movie is Short Circuit
Come on, me and the Woodland Fairies,