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THE CUBS ARE A FREIGHT TRAIN FROM HELL
Oh, God.
Trying my best not to sound psychotic... Failed
I know.
That’s lame.
I will. Boom. You have my word. High-five.
Oh, that thing?
Snowflake!
My student's response when I go to pick them up on a day I'm not wearing makeup.
That's very important to us.
They're too tight.
Okay, here it goes.
It would make it easier for me, Jimmy, if you left now.
Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
Another 6.0.
Oh that sucks
It’s my cross to bear
Hey. Chazz?
Dreams? Shit. I haven't had one of those in years.
Well, you know he is sex on ice.
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
Can you give me a time-out here with Chazz?
If you can think it You can do it
Chazz Michael Michaels walks in with the unrated version.
- Did you just say "mind bottling?" - Yeah, mind bottling.
ARE YOU NUTS?
One more. I'm really close.
They don't feel right.
I'm late, sis. My hair is just not cooperating.
Hey, there!
No Jacob dont go We love and stuff
Well, they titled this routine "Fire and Ice."
How are we gonna compete against teams
But I was referring to the precision and beauty of robots.
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Hands.
For three years I've been trying to get over the nightmare you two created.
Hey, it's me again. Jimmy, please, call me back, so I can explain.
I mean, I had it with skating for the judges, you know?
Come on, people, break it up!
A haven, a place where I could feel safe.
NO CHARNIE DON'T GO WE LOVE YOU AND STUFF...
some say questionable, training methods,
No. No, no. You act right or you leave my studio.
from which they could never recover?
Buyers Market VS Sellers Market No one knows what it means but it gets people going
You’re high
Pour sweet cream on it.
Yeah, this kid is torturing my daughter's foot.
Jimmy MacElroy, skating's Little Orphan Awesome.
As Marilyn Monroe and JFK,
A champion, an icon, a giver.
No, you don't. You could never keep up with my flawless technique.
Two men, only one winner.
'Cause you have officially given me a boner.
I don't know, Scott. I'm not sure, interpretive dance moves
but a beehive for germs and bacteria.
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Why don't you get out of here before I throw down?
and the wisdom to know that masturbation
"My Blonde Ukrainian She-Devil."
It gets the people going.
I was wondering if you wanted to get a snow cone sometime?
- I made it. - I knew you would.
Wait!
All right, ladies, tea party's over.
It’s so cold outside. There’s only one thing that’s colder…
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
We’re golf one way and one way Only My lovely lady scrambles
Be warned. The Iron Lotus demands your respect.
What, what!
Ammu
You two are the last pieces of the puzzle.
Who's gonna save you now, Chazz?
the men's pairs figure skating team of Michaels and MacElroy.
The registration for the National Finals closes in exactly 12 hours.
The L.A. Kings are a freight train from hell and are going straight up the ass of the competition.
- "Real hard." - Real hard.
it's provocative
Unbelievable finish to an incredible routine!
YOU TRYNA SKATER POACH?!?
No. I'm fine.
- Damn it! - Watch my Icy Hot Super Slide.
I'm gonna pop you in the back of the head.
Come on, Denver, get off your asses!
- Sell yourself. - Will you be quiet?
...5.9, 5.9, 5.8, 6.0!
Help yourself to the Mane n' Tail all you want,
Are you trying to mechanic poach? Get out of here before we throw down.
for the greatest suffering the world has ever known?
I was on quaaludes, I don’t even remember Oslo!
Yeah. Okay.
You know, when things are so crazy,
Crossfit... Give it up Mitzi It's like a Cruel bitch mother
Keep your speed up.
Yeah, but can they do it in front of five judges and 30 million people?
Oof, that's lame
Okay. Say, "Oh, my, you're just catching me getting out of the shower."
And then I brush my hair 100 times with this.
I remember when we were hanging out at the bus stop in Tucson,
Get away from that sand!!!