Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

here in beautiful Montreal, Canada.

Hell, I know more than you know you know.

They almost have it, until...

As if figure skating wasn't gay enough already.

- Oh, God, what a relief. - Yeah.

And they're up.

And those scores keep Stranz and Fairchild in first place,

'Cause you have officially given me a boner.

What a great effort!

You see, it helps to think of the laces as belonging to three distinct groups.

That ice doesn't belong here.

Hello, and welcome, everyone, to the Orbitz World Wintersport Games

Girls who take it way too far commenting on their friends pictures

Another great walking through the halls of the Grublets.

In accordance with the rules of the International Skating Federation,

- Just scoot over, man. - Don't.

Because no one ever loved me.

- I feel as slimy as if I had. - Where do you think you're going?

I’m a sex addict It’s my cross to bear

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Yes. Thank you, Taylor.

And you have to wonder what is going on.

centre ice in the hearts of millions of skating fans everywhere.

you're gonna make it harder for yourselves.

Blades of glory

are taking their place at the podium right now.

I'm just saying that I'm'a do what I can do.

No one knows, what it means, but it's provocative. # WillFerrel, #BladesofGlory, #JayZ, #inParis

What up, homes?

but Michaels and MacElroy are up next.

Yo. Hi. It’s the Mac Attack, what up?

I had a chance to sit down with Michaels

Yeah Kynesha We love you and stuff

I was on track to head up the Olympic squad.

Calling for preparation on ice of the United States team

I think I see the Virgin Mary.

No one has, but it’s provocative.

When someone asks me, what program management is

of Michaels and MacElroy.

As if Optavia® wasn't gay enough already.

Those were the same scores I got, Einstein. We're tied.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Darren had turned his attention

and reinvent the sport in their own image.

For your information, I didn't have sex with Chazz.

Two gold medals?

Happy birthday we love you and stuff

Mom and Dad were not wearing their seatbelts

Wow! A dramatic entrance for Chazz Michael Michaels.

Yeah, they were really good. Way to go.

Figure skating. Give it up, Jimmy. It's like a cruel bitch mother.

I need some counter space, too.

I have no idea where I came up with it

- Mane n' Tail. Is this horse shampoo? - Yes, it is.

Get your head on.

I never thought I'd see it with my own eyes, the fabled Iron Lotus!

Is that why you're going out with me right now?

I knew it. I knew after three years, you just weren't checking in.

You have to think, the only thing sweeter than winning a gold medal

She's like dry ice. Wait. She's colder than that.

- Jimmy, wait! - Hey, wait! Brother man!

I haven't had a snow cone in a couple of years, actually.

That man who's chasing us is trying to kill me. So, thanks.

Carve up any ice With your wiener

I could not love a human baby As much as I love this brush

- He would never say such a... - Yes, I did.

He recently published a book of poetry, Let Me Put My Poems in You.

Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole.

♪ Don't wanna fall asleep 'Cause I miss you Jimmy ♪

...and banned from men's figure skating for the remainder of your lives!

Even if we wanted to, they'd never allow it.

Elegant with machine-like technical precision.

With his father's state of the art,

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Don't make me kill her.

And then what happened?

I have never in all my years seen anything

If they wanna take home the gold, they gotta do something spectacular.

You were incredible.

Well, I could have one. I could have a killer one.

Oh no matt don't go we love you and stuff

Kipp talking to Adam last week

I really appreciate this.

"compete in any Federation-sanctioned tournament

Hey, I didn't sleep with Katie!

by billionaire champion-maker, Darren MacElroy.

But I remember Boston,

Okay, you know what? I can do something cool, too.

You're gonna skate as a pair. You'll live as a pair.

You have been called out, sir.