Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jimmy's here at the arena, you ass.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- I can't do it. - I'll coach you. Get on the phone.

You can use all the Mane 'n Tail but....

You're in Chazz's world now.

And he likes dreams and whispers

because dreams never weigh you down.

Come on, Katie, don't go. We love you and stuff.

That's because I'm not finished.

when their parents died tragically in a car crash.

You smell like aftershave and taco meat.

Oh, yeah? Well...

I bet you'd like to know.

No one does, but it’s provocative.

It's MacElroy, for her.

I'm coming, Chazz.

That was a close one..

I wanna wear a good medal Naked

You smell like a winner! You want to smell like...

Just two pairs remain. Both American. Both hell-bent on reaching the top.

But I don't care!

with kids of all ages fashion drafting right behind their idol.

You know, I'm not a violent person,

Yeah, listen, it's great to see you, Hector, but I'm really busy right now.

- You drunk? - No.

Decided on our own to do a little flourish off the triple, did we?

Either the locked-in technical style of MacElroy

We got you, Mr Michaels. Let's go.

That's how much you mean to me, bro.

It's daytime, you douche.

Good. We're in agreement then.

I just wanna say keep dreaming

"doing my squat thrusts"

She's like dry ice. Wait. She's colder than that.

And most of all, your sister.

The only skater to win four national championships and an adult film award,

Jared Goff is a freight train from hell! The lions are going straigh up the ass of the competion!

while his trademark Jimmy curl was sweeping the nation,

God grant me the serenity not to have sex with my friend's girlfriend

- Was the fire really necessary? - Ask them.

A six-pack of protein shakes and a subscription to Men's Health.

- What does that even mean? - Shut up and take off your damn shoes.

God bless you, Jimmy. God bless your heart.

I'm part Indian and I love to work with pelts These are a couple of diaper bags , made for faith hill

Ali without Frazier. Han Solo without Chewbacca.

And boy, look at them! They are really having fun with this.

They've literally taken this sport by storm.

Troubled childhood?

No. And miss the smell of sweet gold?

Leeann Blahitka is BAC

Thank you so much.

and they force me to work for them like a slave.

you may do so at this time.

Dave, they’d fire you…

I am never satisfied! (Aka happy) It’s a curse.

Ill tell you who said it Osama

Perfectly balanced, low drag, minimal torque.

You’re high…

You're gonna kill him! Watch the blade!

It makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out on the ice.

You're welcome, Stockholm.

Oh, no! It's the evil wizard!

You know, we're just so grateful for this wonderful opportunity

I totally wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday. It's coming up.

"Chazz Michael Michaels is figure skating."

♪ My hump, my hump My lovely lady hump ♪

I could not love a human baby as much as I love this brush.

Twenty seconds to disqualification.

No Katie don’t go Love you and stuff

If they'd published the rest of the quote...

It’s provocative… It gets the people going.

- You gotta start skating again, Jimmy. - What?

and let's just say, he's a complex man.

I mean, we have the best fans in the world.

They got by on 97 percent adrenaline and three percent bullshit.

The horny mobile is here to fuck the competition

No, I can't, I...

as they wind up their routine,

Okay. Well, I'll see you.

I can't hear you, Papa. What are you... You're crying?

Chazz, release to Jimmy. Easy, see? Release...

by becoming a star in Detroit's underground sewer skating scene.

Two men skating together? That's a riot. That's a laugh riot.

Mind bottling, isn't it?

Yeah, sure. Are you crying?

Rewind it. I wanna see his head bang down again.

- Are you nuts? - What? That's crazy.