Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi, it's Jimmy!! If you can dream it, you can do it!!

and a Kristi Yamaguchi Lifetime Achievement Award.

And I don’t wanna miss a DANG!!

Its not gonna matter 'cause you're flat in front like Seth

I am never satisfied! (Aka happy) It’s a curse.

And like many revolutionary ideas,

- They wanted me to spy on you. - Really?

Come on! Come on!

Thank you, Hector. He did it for us.

I like your buttons.

So I knew she was limber.

"Pour some sweet cream on it."

Wow! Nice work. Somebody got busy in a big way.

Come on Matt do go we love you and stuff

He wants to make love to the crowd.

I'm not gonna spend the rest of my life in a cage of fear.

crotch luggage?

Jimmy, come on. The scores are up.

DON’T LET HER FOOL YOU, SHE’S AS COLD AS THE ICE SHE SKATES ON

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- She didn't? - No.

I started working with that Ukrainian skater,

people will forget all the hype

You look great Nelly. You look amazing. Your hair totally rocks.

This cowboy is cracking his whip on the haunch of this crowd, and they love it!

Jimmy MacElroy and Chazz Michael Michaels,

Yeah, unfortunately, but it's fantastic that you're here.

It's called improvisation. Even your precious Kenny G does it.

Now listen up. Gary's been a long-time friend.

I'm here to sign up the pairs team of Michaels and MacElroy.

just scared the shit out of the establishment

Chazz Michael Michaels is figure skating Boom!

Well, but she's wrong.

I take pride in the words, "Ich bin ein Berliner!"

- Get away! - Jimmy! No!

Until her friend, a massage therapist, walked in the door naked.

GOTTA DO MY SQUAT THRUSTS

Everything they do is drenched in drama.

So Jimmy and Chazz together and no fighting, huh?

That's a month away.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Okay, but start up near the crotch. That's a better access point.

Wow! Flawless, as always.

Okay, all right, I'm sorry. I'll cut to the chase.

But after that performance, he's starting to reek of gold.

They're picking up speed for something spectacular.

I had my face painted at the Blueberry Festival one year

Let's just move on. Who'd like to talk about Chlamydia?

Before a big competition, I like to work with leather.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Yes! Yes! - Oh, my gosh!

We got two days till Montreal. I wanna see an Iron Lotus.

Who's talking about love? We just want you to have sex with him.

Impure! Impure!

Some people refer to me as the Illustrated Man.

combining to be the first male-male pair team in the history of the sport.

Well, maybe I did.

You… …and I’m gone

I was on quaaludes, I don’t even remember Oslo

I just put those into order.

Unreal. An instant classic.

Jimmy! Don't let your legs buckle!

- Yes. - No. No.

became banned from competition for life.

She couldn't, because of you.

You are going to eat together, sleep together.

Sasha Cohen catches Michaels' jock strap.

It's good to see you.

You crushed my dreams.

Remember how they used to be alive?

And so, now we are honoured to bring you the wonder, pageantry,

there are very few women in the history of this sport... that skate with this kind of beauty

so called experts talking about 'the future of work' NO MORE BULLSHIT. REAL DATA!

when someone asks what program management is

Oh, no! It's the evil wizard!

The world wondered, had Stranz and Fairchild gone into a layback spin

You getting a lot of satisfaction from those $15 hookers?

No one knows when Andrews birthday is But it’s provocative. It’s gets the people going!

Well, I'll tell you something, Jim.

Chapter Three... Eight Little Sailor Boys Chopping Wood One Chopped Himself In Halves And Then There Were Seven...

No. Dreams are in your sleep.

Postpuppypartum

Seems about right.

How is this possible?

But I've been your son for 26 years.

Perfection's what they need if they want to beat Stranz and Fairchild.

And if you're at all interested in self-preservation,

But all those stories have been eclipsed now

So, the favourites, Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg

This has to be a proud moment for Michaels and MacElroy.

as the first male-male representatives this sport has ever seen.

This ice has not been properly Zambonied.

MacElroy's heart is like a beautiful apple that's in your hand

And Spaetzle's aflame!

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative

I gotta... Yeah, shower. I need one of those

Me and Mark are a freight train from hell, ok

Nice. Really nice.

If you call a 16 year old kid with a 21 year old girlfriend troubled!

Fans remember Michaels and MacElroy as gold medallists who,

And that's why I was a sex addict.

So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.

The eyes of a small child, seeing that wonder as they...

but I pray you can all forgive me.

Because I will not back down, ever!

Frank Anderson is short track speed skating

the side by side jump, the throw jump.

What are you doing?

That's The Reality

Now let's join Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg

“And I don’t wanna miss a DANG!!

Step aside, Lukey Boy. There's a new Supportman in town.

- What's that, Mother? - Don't.

And there's another unique Michaels skill.

Hey, where you going?

That blonde chick's a dude? Ah, man.