Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What about you? You got any tats?

That blonde chicks a dude? Aw man

this child prodigy was forged into an über skater.

Feeling? We're feeling now? What are you teaching this boy?

when a children's ice show was interrupted by a street fight

Welcome. Welcome.

Another former first round pick, walking through the halls of Snake Park FC

Coach! Coach! Did I make it in time? Where's Chazz?

Who is that girl?

Did you see that? They were actually pretty good.

That might require some bad behaviour.

Don't even think about putting us in the same league.

- Look, I'm like lightning. - Put your skates back on.

If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin.

And those good vibrations seem

That was disgusting.

You figured out how to work the Google on the Internet machine.

They only make 11 of them a year.

Wow, so, you're a sex addict, too.

having sex. A lot.

You guys are the best. Hey, Jimmy?

Step aside, home school. There's a new sheriff in town.

Scott, I seem to have wet my pants

I could not love a human baby as much as I loved that bahn mi yesterday

Ending the programme showing his flexibility.

You're the guys everybody's talking about. How does it feel?

Hey, MacElroy. Was that your routine?

Yeah. That's great.

Gross. Get me out of here! Somebody help me!

You know how hard it is to find a partner?

And just watch over him. All right?

Pdx Timbies are a freight train from hell, okay?

Van Waldenberg Companies.

I swear to god if you make me cry

When someone asks what program management means

God bless you Jimmy, God bless your heart

We love you, Jimmy.

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And Spandex and glitter. Egos.

The finest skaters from all over the country have trained tirelessly,

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You didn't see shit!

I don't get it.

Let's get started, shall we?

You figured out how to work the Google on the Internet machine.

Jimmy MacElroy stands alone at centre ice.

and spectacle of these, the 20th World Wintersport Games.

I don't think that's stupid. I'm glad that I said that.

We have to do something that only two men can do together.

in a bizarre turn of events,

Till I get it right. You gotta trust me, Jesse.

Look, Coach, I know I said I wanted to skate pairs, but two men?

Well, they title this routine “fire and ice”.

- Good luck. - You, too.

Hey, it's Caleb. If you can dream it, you can do it.

Sorry, Chazz. Nothing personal.

Ladies and gentlemen, Grublets on Ice will be cancelled until further notice.

Especially not the precious and pampered Richie Rich.

but I would like to hold them down and skate over their throats.

Yo. Hi. It's the Mac attack. What up?

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I don't even know who you are any more.

All of these are weapons in the pairs skaters' arsenal.

Otto and Ella Van Waldenberg,

I am stunned silent, absolutely silent, Jim.

that working with hides and pelts releases the soul.

- Nothing breaks up a team faster than... - Herpes.

let's take a look at this exceptional young skater.

Out of his clothes in a hurry when he has to.

Look, I almost gave up on you.

I am so proud of you.

It doesn't mean as much as winning America's hearts.

I was on Quaaludes. I don't even remember Oslo.

Banned for life. That's a long time.

"I Totally Wanna Cut Off Your Skin And Wear It To My Birthday. It's Coming Up

It doesn't really matter, it's waltz position.

Chazz, I have asked you to leave before and I don't wanna do it again.

I'm actually looking for a female skater to compete with me at Nationals.

Me and Markelboy are a freight train from hell OK!

Now, I think it would be best for all of us if we didn't drag this out. Clean break.

is sharing it with your fellow countryman.

- I have to call her back. This is so rude. - No! Are you insane?

fall in love with me.

Look, I knew I had it. I just felt like it needed a little...

The Quad God is figure skating

That's what they want from Chazz Michael Michaels.

While driving me to skating practice, my parents were in a fatal accident.

When I was nine, my dad insisted on having me circumcised

We love you, Denver!

Chazz, they got to get you to a hospital. Come on.

And they join Team USA's other gold medallists,

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