Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Children of beloved Swiss skiing gold medallists,

I am never satisfied!!!! .…. (AKA HAPPY) It’s a curse.

olympics... for the birds

Go ahead, drink it in. Don't be shy.

They see you skate out there with a big wizard head on, you know?

Katie would survive.

Look, that's not coming out right. I'll explain it. Call me back, please.

They are giving him the love and he is giving it right back.

I'm committed to this thing called friendship.

I had my face painted at a blueberry festival one year.

Baby. Come on, babe.

I never really thought of that as a romantic story before.

God Bless you, Jimmy God Bless your Heart

This is Sellen... ...SHe is NOT a whore!

Happy Birthday Hopefully you’ll get your face painted this year.

You’re welcome Stockholm!

I wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday,

Taylor, come on, man.

There are very few women in the history of this sport

Nothing in here about two men skating.

Big gulps huh? Welp see ya later

I don't know, under his knee, or above his ankle?

Now there's some jostling atop the podium

and I've stuffed them down my pants.

You get that damned bird out of my face before I break its neck.

You know what I got for my tenth birthday?

because there's a lot of dreams to be had.

Me and Mark are a frreight train from hell ok

- Who the hell is Jimmy MacElroy? - Is there a problem here, sir?

No one knows what it means, But it’s provocative. It gets the people going.

All right, duly noted.

I'm not here to sign up Michaels or MacElroy.

Well, well, yeah, you're right. I'll try to be more careful next time.

that they were back in the training rink within hours of the funeral.

They may look cute and innocent but they're nothing

And we're feeling so free. Come on, join us.

It's Jimmy. If you can dream it, you can do it.

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.

What we got is a cold storage unit

The bling is king. This pair is willing the crowd into a frenzy.

And you know what that means.

That a boy, Jimmy. Come on.

Paul’s been staring at a pack of gum for nine hours….. what did you do to him?

We're going to Montreal, bitch!

But perfection can drive a woman mad.

There's a loophole. I was banned from men's singles but not pairs.

that skate with this kind of beauty.

IT GET’$ SHOWTIME GOIN!!!

No one knows what it means But its provocative

Who are you supposed to be anyway? Rod Serling?

8:00 tonight. We did it!

I don't know, Coach.

Thanks. Dad, what'd you think?

We love you Paolo

Foy, can I have another blue one?

That one? It's nothing.

I sent you a cup of my blood! Did you get my blood? Jimmy!

Zip it, Chazz. Zip it or I will punch you in your crap lousy face.

Just like, I don't need that.

- I have no idea where I came up with it. - Cool.

No one knows what it means but it’s provocative! It gets the people going!

I'm not inviting you to the Skating Federation's Annual Christmas Party.

You were drunk when you got it, weren't you?

I mean, people don't realise what we go through on a day-to-day basis.

Oh, my God, I can't get a real job. It'll kill me.

Yes, I do. Now scoot over.

Well, speaking of gold medals,

- "Turn weakness into strength." - Good for you.

MICHAEL TORNER IS A FREIGHT TRAIN FROM HELL, OKAY?

I'm nothing but a human Onion

Now we haven't seen you in about three and a half years.

I just wanna say you guys are partners now.

thanks to Hector's idea!

At 16, she won the gold, turned pro,

If you can dream it, you can do it

Well, that was an interesting take on American history.

the fantastic attention to detail this pair has demonstrated.

Checking out my ink?

Hills Rugby Are a Freight Train from Hell

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Thank you Denver! City by the bay? John Denver!

It's worth it to get a deep burn in my sweet thighs.

I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear.

- That's what I'm talking about! - I'm so proud of you. Good job.

That one represents the dragon lady. You might know her as Michelle Kwan.

"I gotta get me one of those 'cause I just got back from the gym

So important to remember that that dove was in his suit the whole time.

- What? - What?

Jimmy, you've gotta be willing to improvise.

let's learn a little bit more about skating's Leather-clad Lothario.

Yeah. Ergo. Chick.

Looking's for free.

We'll switch places.

Come on, what are you talking about?

Was the fire really necessary? - Ask theM

Yes. The galloping peacock. And look at him getting air on that.

The Bills are a freight train from hell, ok?